Behind the Music

Really cool show on VH1 thast depicts the rise and fall and rise again of bands/musicians/singers
If you want to be on "Behind the Music," you must:

1) start a band and play seedy nightclubs in New York or Los Angeles or Chicago or Atlanta;
2) get discovered, get a record deal, go triple-platinum, have 3 number one videos on "TRL," and make mad cash money;
3) develop a drug addiction or gambling habit or drinking problem and loose everything;
4) hit rock bottom; and
5) enter re-hab or find Jesus.
by Silky Smooth November 26, 2003
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San Juan

City and capitol of the Commonwealth of Puerto Rico; it is the oldest municipality in the United States of America
FOUNDED: 1521

POPULATION: 437,745 (as of the year 2000)
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shillelagh

a 1 meter tall wooden stick with a big bump on the end, used as both a club & walking stick by the Irish
Forsooth, thou art a knave! Leave this place in peace or I shall thrash thee about the head & shoulders with my shillelagh!
by Silky Smooth April 29, 2004
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first rule of warfare

Originally developped by the Italians and confirmed by the Moors!
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choo-choo

a homosexual three way involving either three gay men or three lesbians; as opposed to sandwich action wich involved either 2 men and 1 woman or 2 women and 1 men
Gina, Maria, and Sofia let me watch them do a choo-choo!
by Silky Smooth January 07, 2004
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fart in church, a

a metaphor used to describe something that is both highly conspicuous and embarrassing; a church service is supposed to be both quiet and solemn and any fart in church would be conspicuous and embarrassing
Jenkins, that oral report was as embarrassing as a far in church!
by Silky Smooth December 18, 2003
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shakira

A talented singer/songwriter from Colombia who dances like a madwoman!
Shakira's booty-shake is hypnotic!
by Silky Smooth December 02, 2003
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