Silky Smooth's definitions

sugar baby

a woman who provides companionship and/or sexual relations for a wealthy, older man in exchange for expensive gifts and/or money; a "gold digger"

If you're a rich man and your woman pays attention to you only when she wants your credit card, you're bein' played by a sugar baby!

by Silky Smooth December 22, 2003

halloween

Halloween was originally a pagan Irish holy festival. When Ireland converted to Roman Catholicism, the Church gave Halloween a Christian connotation.

Halloween is now an excuse for children to dress up and beg for candy!

by Silky Smooth October 28, 2003

puff puff pass

what you do when you're smokin weed with ya dawgs

Pass the doobie down the left hand side

by Silky Smooth January 16, 2004

Vin diesel

a guy who couldn't act his way out of a wet paper sack

The only reason Vin Diesel keeps getting movie roles is because his chiseled physique makes teenage girls wet!

by Silky Smooth October 29, 2003

j lo

nickname for Jennifer Lopez, a no-talent hack

J-Lo's ass is very overrated. Shakira's ass is WAY hotter!

by Silky Smooth December 2, 2003

redneck trifecta

redneck's 3 favorite things

incest, bestiality, & moonshine

by Silky Smooth October 30, 2003

high school hero

This is the guy/girl in high school who was "The Shit" in high school. We're talking captain of the football team or head cheerleader or all-state sports maniac or prom queen or whatever. This is the guy who made all the girls wet or the girl all the guys wanted to fuck. You know "Big Man/Woman on Campus." Ten Years Later, he or she is an alcoholic with 15 bastard brats and a part-time job that pays $6.50 an hour.

"High school heros" end up real life wastes of space.

by Silky Smooth March 8, 2004