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dirtpiece 

Very simple definition .... dirtpiece is another word for asshole, rectum, shitbox, chocolate starfish or whatever the hell else you wanna call it.
She thought she was out for a romantic evening, a candle-lit dinner at a fancy restaurant, some sensual dancing, then home for a night of tender lovemaking.

Instead I took her ass to Mickey D's, dropped some body-popping, then went balls deep up in dat biyatches dirtpiece! Chuch!
dirtpiece by Silky Johnson April 4, 2005
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top of the line broad covering every feature and characteristics i.e. spiritual,emotional and physical beauty,intelligient, great charisma,and humorous, possibly wifey type
perfect ten, dime, diana is a dimepiece
dimepiece by the x factor February 22, 2005
a girl who's a perfect 10, aka really hot even without makeup
"A puerto rican dimepiece named Chastity."
dimepiece by Matt Knows May 4, 2003

Oreo Dirtpie 

The act of splitting an oreo cookie in half, wiping the cream part on one's rectum, and having another party proceed to lick the cream off.

The definition of this word evolved from other words involving pastries with sexual relations, specifically rimjobs.
Dude last night was so awesome because after I bought a brand new bag of oreos Jessica gave me an oreo dirtpie.
Oreo Dirtpie by Streetgang September 23, 2009

dirtpilled 

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
dirtpilled by Sickomonster December 30, 2020
Word of the Day on April 22, 2021

dirtpipe milkshake 

When having unprotected anal sex, upon male ejaculation into the recipient's rectum, an anus-stretched situation may occur that results in the semen dripping out of the rectum. This is known as a dirtpipe milkshake, aka anal creampie.

Alternately, if the recipient wants to, they can squeeze out the semen on command, resulting in a dirtpipe milkshake on demand.

dirtpipe = rectum
milkshake = semen
I spl00ged up in her ass and the bitch gave my sheets a dirtpipe milkshake.
dirtpipe milkshake by Nube June 11, 2006

dirtpipe milkshake 

A sexual act involving anal sex in which one person ejaculates into another's rectum. That person then proceeds to pass the semen back out of their anus and then eats it.
"She just had a dirtpipe milkshake."
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