Silk Brah's definitions
Bang your monkey is slang for male masterbation. It's secondary meaning comes from the Jim Rome Show. It means to call the local program director at your am sports talk show and bitch at him.
by Silk Brah March 20, 2008
Get the bang your monkeymug. 1. This is the art of jerking off onto a piece of toast, spreading it around, then using philly cream cream cheese on top of it to disguise the jism. Great for giving to the bitch or bastard you cant stand.
The bitch was pissing me off so i gave her the philadelphia cream cheese for breakfast and she loved it. She said it had a familiar taste.
by Silk Brah March 21, 2008
Get the philadelphia cream cheesemug. This is when you tear out all those business reply flyers in magazines and send them to your buds to piss them off.
Juan is being a jerk off so I will give him the business. Wait til he gets those magazines, and porn catalogs in the mail, hahaha. Asshole.
by Silk Brah March 28, 2008
Get the Give him the businessmug. The art of taking an empty glass jar opening it up and securing it tightly to an anus. Then when the anus it is against farts, quickly slid the lid over the jar without removing the jar more than half an inch from the asshole.
by Silk Brah March 28, 2008
Get the Fart Capturemug. by Silk Brah March 28, 2008
Get the dickhickeymug. by Silk Brah March 21, 2008
Get the Detroit Nuttymug. The substance found on the underside of the tits usually after profuse sweating, or after normal hygene activities have been halted for an extended amount of time. It is commonly slightly viscuous with a distinguishing stench.
Usually found on women with massive dd or larger breast.
Usually found on women with massive dd or larger breast.
by Silk Brah March 20, 2008
Get the blomunda cheesemug.