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Slang for "dying of laughter". Usually put at the end of a sentence to symbolize something so absurd, it's funny.
"bro what the hell is this top definition for the skull emoji on urbandictionary and who even uses it in that way? ๐Ÿ’€"
by Silicosis9324 June 24, 2024
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Zodiac signs

Something that is determined by when you exit out of your mom's vagina (or belly in some cases) that some girls use to stereotype you or make up an excuse on why they committed 69420666133791021 war crimes in Ukraine.
Prosecutor: "Your honor, Miss Crystal has been charged with terrorism, arson, grand theft, mass murder, vehicular manslaughter, hate crimes, sexual assault, filing false reports, kidnapping, and attempted genocide."

Crystal: "Sorry I'm such a Scorpio EL OH EL"

Attorney: "Dammit I got an astrology girl as a client."

Judge: "I declare Miss Crystal as Guilty" *slams judge hammer down multiple times*

Lesson: zodiac signs are bs
by Silicosis9324 November 10, 2022
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-1 out of 10

Something so bad, a 0 out of 10 is being generous to it.
"I rate Cats a -1 out of 10"
by Silicosis9324 May 09, 2023
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fan service

The broader definition someone who has never heard this word might think of: Some stuff the producers of a show do to please the fanbase. This varies depending on the fanbase.

The darker and unholy definition (mostly in anime): Episodes in anime that diverge from the usual anime episodes in the sense that they're more... sexual... than normal.
Fan service can mean a lot of different things, but if you hear the term in anime fanbases, assume they mean the less holy stuff in an anime. I genuinely hate the anime fanbase if something like THIS counts as fan service.
by Silicosis9324 December 29, 2022
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morbillion

The biggest finite number ever. Around TREE(TREE(TREE(Rayo's Number))) times bigger than Rayo's Number.
Nolan: Did you know that Rayo's Number is the biggest finite number ever?

Tyler: No. A Morbillion is bigger than Rayo's Number.
by Silicosis9324 May 03, 2022
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Someone imposing rules on others while consciously breaking them themselves, like telling someone to stop doing something mean to them while doing the same mean thing to many others seconds ago.
A and B: *Pushes C*

C: *Pushes in self-defense*

A: "Stop pushing you stupid son of a bitch!"

B: "Yeah! Moron!"

C: "You were LITERALLY pushing me seconds ago!"

A: "It's cuz you're lower leveled than us!"

B: "Haha n00b!"

C: "Rules for thee but not for me."

(Based on a real interaction with a couple of people in a game. Words said here don't completely match with what was said in the game.)
by Silicosis9324 May 12, 2024
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point of no return

1. A point that will eliminate all odds of you turning back once you cross it.

2. A phrase that will yeet a centillion sexual definitions at you if you even dare to look it up on Urban Dictionary out of curiosity.

So yeah... You've ran across the rare definition of this word that isn't unnecessarily sexualized.
1. An example of a point of no return is a black hole's Event Horizon. Once you cross it, it's over for you.

2. Humanity will go extinct by the time I find a non-sexual definition on "point of no return" in this place called urban dictionary.
by Silicosis9324 April 28, 2022
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