Silent Bob's definitions

rooster in the henhouse

When a man poses as a woman and gets outed.

We all know lady gaga is the gorgeous doll we see today but years ago it was believed that she was playing the rooster in the henhouse.

by Silent bob June 9, 2016

jismopper

The guy that cleans up ejaculated semen from the floor in a strip club or similar establishment.

After Krazy Kate pole danced naked, the jismopper had to clean up the semen from the floor.

by Silent Bob March 11, 2003

snoogens

An adjective used to replace any other adjective when the use of the actual adjective is not wanted or needed for the use in the sentence that is being spoken in the present time of the sentence speaking when the adjectinve is not being used in the sentence in the present time of inproper grammar for the the sheer pleasure to confuse a complete moron in the state of moronicality.

What the snoogens is going on here?

by Silent Bob January 16, 2003

massdriven

A forum for wannabe Street Racers and Car enthusiast to come and talk shit. originated for discussion, it now serves one purpose to put down people who cannot afford or choose not to invest all their money into a "fast" car

you wanna race?
massdriven lives one 1/4 mile at a time
even if i lose your car still sucks

by Silent Bob March 8, 2005

Nudie booth

It's great! It's booth and theres a glass between you and some chick. And she puts on a show for you for like $10.

After Jay paid the chick in the nudy booth $10, she put a show on for him.

by Silent Bob January 27, 2004

vampire killer

The whip used to destroy count dracula in the castlevania series, mostly used by belmont's.

Leon Belmont pulled out his vampire killer when he seen dracula sitting on his throne.

by Silent Bob February 3, 2004

ozzy

the best fucken person in the world

ozzy is my idol

by silent bob March 4, 2004