Silent Bob's definitions

rooster in the henhouse

When a man poses as a woman and gets outed.

We all know lady gaga is the gorgeous doll we see today but years ago it was believed that she was playing the rooster in the henhouse.

by Silent bob June 9, 2016

massdriven

A forum for wannabe Street Racers and Car enthusiast to come and talk shit. originated for discussion, it now serves one purpose to put down people who cannot afford or choose not to invest all their money into a "fast" car

you wanna race?
massdriven lives one 1/4 mile at a time
even if i lose your car still sucks

by Silent Bob March 8, 2005

fairymount

a polite word for buggery

dount you dair attempt to fairymount me!
you gay muth f***er

by silent bob November 7, 2004

ozzy

the best fucken person in the world

ozzy is my idol

by silent bob March 4, 2004

The Crow

One of the best movies ever. More movies related to this The Crow: City of Angels and The Crow: Salvations

The Crow was a kick ass movie

by silent bob March 4, 2004

shwoogblaster

a shotgun

i shot the car thief with my shwoogblaster
i killed that dirty shwoog with my shwoogblaster

by silent bob March 26, 2004

townie

A boy/ girl who conforms to the stereotypical 'ooh look at me i'm a hardman from brixton' motto.They are narrowminded beyond belief, and believe that anyone who does not conform to popular culture (dresses differently, listens to Real music, not that rap junk or shameless wannabes like avril lavigne) doesn't smoke, or DOES have any ambitions beyond pumping jacks at a gas station or serving burgers at mcdonalds is a threat. A townie tends to target a victim's choice of music, when the truth that that townie music is truly awful, and devoid of any tune or talent whatsoever. To simplify it, rap music is just a bunch of losers with over inflated egos talking about themselves in an infuriating monotone over a beat that repeats itself 50 or so times. They do not have a life and waste their childhood hiding behind an image which they could never hope to acheive. Worst of all they glamourise their supposedly harsh lives, when really they're from the suburbs and part of happily married families. They love being sucked off by their bitches who they treat with no respect or dignity whatsoever, but the bitches don't have any self respect either, and therefore do not care how much cum they swallow. In short a nasty piece of work.

'I've been threatened by townies simply for WALKING in tjheir general direction'

by Silent bob April 5, 2004