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Definitions by Sid Barrett

A corporation that controls MTV, Comedy Central, Nickelodeon, CMT, VH1 and many other media sources and is the root of all evil. A church in Iowa claims that all mentionings of Satan in their Bibles and Gospils were changed to read "Viacom" instead of Satan and no, it was not with white out and it looked as is Viacom was actually what was printing in the text.

Viacom, after gaining a substantial share of the pop media from other companies, is said to be brainwashing Generation Y (aka Generation MTV) into doing whatever they want them to do. TRL is a prime example of Viacom's workings. Several boycotts have been placed against the corporation and they're the slightest bit of light we have, without these boycotts we would have teenyboppers flooding UD with definitions of emo, Gerard Way and MySpace. Oh wait, we already have that. Nevermind that part. Anyways, just boycott the shit out of them and we'll be good for now.
Jimmy Fallon has Yankees toilet paper in "Fever Pitch". I have Viacom toilet paper in real life.
Viacom by Sid Barrett August 2, 2007
1. A person who edits, make changes to or proposes changes and helps maintain some sort of content.

2. The type of person who is going to publish this definition. *ahem!*
Editors are hilarious people when they ramble on about the day's politics.
Editor by Sid Barrett August 1, 2007
The head of a mafia crime family, usually Italian, ex. Don Corleone from "The Godfather".

The Don of a mafia is the boss of the family and also of the family business. He can declare war on another mafia family and he can also call and make a truce or surrender regarding such family wars. He can also arrange marriages of duaghters from the family even if the daughter is not his own. If you are late to a family meeting with the Don you better be wearing a bullet-proof vest.
"-Who's watching the Don?

-I don't know, but you betta watch yourself kid."
Don by Sid Barrett August 1, 2007
Short for "My Super Sweet 16", THE worst show on television ever.

Aired on MTV, SS16 shows how stupid bitches get mommy to do whatever they want for their 16th b-day. Almost every wish is attended to and whenever just one thing goes out of line you're guarenteed to LYAO due to the persuing bitching and complaining. According to sources the average amount spent on these uninformed tards is $463,700.

SS16, along with shows like The Real World, TRL and others have sparked international controversy and have sparked calls for change at MTV.

-What's your favorite show on TV?
-Anything but SS16.
SS16 by Sid Barrett July 29, 2007
Musical TeleVision Boycott.

The MTVB is an organization of underground musicians, songwriters, psychologists and activists who are persuing an active boycott of MTV, its parent company of Viacom and all advertisers who advertise on any of MTV's web sites or channels. Every action of theirs is underground and very little is leaked to the public. For this reason they don't have a website, MySpace or any other way to mass communicate and almost all MTVB actions and orders are spread by word of mouth. MTVB is closely related to the PMRM, the Popular Media Reformation Movement. The organization has prohibited almost all electronic use of communication in regards to organization matters including IM and email for fear of their actions being discovered by someone outside of the organization who could collapse the movement.

MTVB's membership numbers are estimated at approximately 600,000 but they're mainly concertrated in NYC, New York state and Connecticut along with the upper portions of New Jersey although there are likely members from all 50 states and the eastern provinces of Canada.
MTVB is like PETA gone totally underground; I have no idea what the top dogs in there are doing and almost no one knows who they are.
MTVB by Sid Barrett July 26, 2007

CAPS LOCK STICKUS

When someone types in all capital letters.
"Wow, that new kid on the site has a nasty case of CAPS LOCK STICKUS."

Kingdom Hearts 2 

One of the most parodied video games of all time.

Examples of Kingdom Hearts 2 parodies:

"I can fly-y-y-y (chorus in background) ((as Xemnas opens the Final Door))" -lol, Kingdom Hearts (YouTube)

"((Struggle battles clips with fat guy, Axel and some other guy)) -My name is Thurgood

-Hi, Thurgood!

-Hi, I'm here today because I'm addicted, to marijuana.

-*aww*

-You in here, said marijuana?? Marijuana, man this some bullshit!

-Marijuana is not a drug, I used to suck dick for coke.

-I' seen 'em!

-Now that's an addiction man! You ever suck some dick for marijuana?? ((Axel brandishes his spinny things whatever the hell they are))

-Uh...

-Mmm, no. I can't say I have.

-I didn't think so." -Kingdom Hearts 2 WTF

"((Shakira's 'Hips Don't Lie' plays synchornized with Ursula clips))" -Kingdom Hearts 2 WTF: The Sequel

"(('I Like to Move It' plays synchornized with various Axel and Saïx clips))" -kingdom hearts on crack 12 parody ~The Classics~