I know I can just say that I have a regular cold but saying I have a gay cold can really zhuzh up my suffering.
The post nasal drip you're experiencing from the gay cold is probably from all the key bumps you did with Jimmy in the bathroom stall and most likely not a symptom of COVID, but a test is still recommended (especially if you're not vaccinated).
btw slurp your chicken soup and reschedule your date for Saturday with Jimmy until you're better, you ho.
The post nasal drip you're experiencing from the gay cold is probably from all the key bumps you did with Jimmy in the bathroom stall and most likely not a symptom of COVID, but a test is still recommended (especially if you're not vaccinated).
btw slurp your chicken soup and reschedule your date for Saturday with Jimmy until you're better, you ho.
by Sickomonster July 07, 2021
Invented by Zhang Shifan in 2012, the facekini is essentially what you think it is: a bikini for your face. It’s a mask designed for swimmers and beachgoers which covers the head and reveals only the eyes, nose, and mouth. It quickly turned into a fashion trend despite its original use for protecting one’s face from the sun and irritants (because why not).
by Sickomonster June 23, 2023
A friend you only hang out with during the day because they’re too messy to deal with at night, usually due to their partying ways or tendency to somehow always get you into trouble.
I have a rule with Edith: I only hang out with her before sunset. She’s strictly a day friend. The last night we went out, she released a family of raccoons in the club “because they need to dance too.”
by Sickomonster March 07, 2023
A couchbuster is a contemporary spin on the “blockbuster”.
Describes grand, crowd pleasing films released for streaming services that one enjoys from the comfort of a couch instead of a theater.
Describes grand, crowd pleasing films released for streaming services that one enjoys from the comfort of a couch instead of a theater.
I could see the new Netflix money pit in the theater for its limited theatrical run but I’m lazy and it will probably suck so I’ll just watch that couchbuster at home.
by Sickomonster January 03, 2023
Coined by trend forecaster Sean Monahan, a vibe shift describes the emergence of a “new era of cool.”
Fashion is a realm that experiences frequent vibe shifts, especially with the arrival of a new decade. Gone are the days when frosted tips and low-rise jeans and Abercrombie & Fitch were in.
We’re in the midst of a vibe shift right now with the widespread lifting of Covid-19 protocols and restrictions. We’re going out again and adapting in new ways to our environment; some will survive the shifting tides, and some won’t.
Fashion is a realm that experiences frequent vibe shifts, especially with the arrival of a new decade. Gone are the days when frosted tips and low-rise jeans and Abercrombie & Fitch were in.
We’re in the midst of a vibe shift right now with the widespread lifting of Covid-19 protocols and restrictions. We’re going out again and adapting in new ways to our environment; some will survive the shifting tides, and some won’t.
Yeah I’m in my vibe shift right now. You won’t catch me in the club now that things are opening back up again. I’m all about going to the Home Depot, renovating my home and hearth, yknow? Once I tried topless gardening things changed a lot for me.
by Sickomonster April 24, 2022
Y'all gon' make me lose my mind
Up in here, up in here
Y'all gon' make me go all out
Up in here, up in here
Y'all gon' make me act a fooooool
Up in here, up in here
Y'all gon' make me lose my cool
Up in here, up in here
Up in here, up in here
Y'all gon' make me go all out
Up in here, up in here
Y'all gon' make me act a fooooool
Up in here, up in here
Y'all gon' make me lose my cool
Up in here, up in here
by Sickomonster April 12, 2021
The effect Taylor Swift has on ticket prices and the economies of cities and local businesses.
Due to the limited supply of tickets and high demand, fans pay anything - nosebleeds cost as much as $1,500 per seat - to attend a concert. The costs to see Swift aren’t just limited to the price of a ticket but also hotel prices, merch (t-shirts are $55 and hoodies are $75) and other associated costs.
Due to the limited supply of tickets and high demand, fans pay anything - nosebleeds cost as much as $1,500 per seat - to attend a concert. The costs to see Swift aren’t just limited to the price of a ticket but also hotel prices, merch (t-shirts are $55 and hoodies are $75) and other associated costs.
by Sickomonster July 08, 2023