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Definitions by Sickomonster

it all circles back to whack 

A phrase that sums up the uroboros of fuckery everyone endures as a human being on this planet.

Usually said in response to a friend recounting a fucked up situation when no words suffice.
S: Remember how I told you last week that Dean wouldn’t stop talking about the “perfectly shaped hole” in the oak in the backyard? Well today I walked in on him...fucking the tree!
M: Can’t say I’m surprised. It all circles back to whack.

dreamcreep 

When someone you know irl shows up in your dreams. Usually you want this person to fuck your brains out.
I haven’t had sex in months, of course I let Karl dreamcreep on me. For fuck’s sake I don’t even remember what sex is like. I’ll take anything I can get.
dreamcreep by Sickomonster December 28, 2020
Word of the Day on January 30, 2021

Schrödinger's Douchebag

A guy who says offensive things and decides whether he was joking based on the reaction of people around him.
Watch out, Susie! That guy is Schrödinger's Douchebag, he’ll trap you in a thought-experiment without your consent!
Word of the Day on December 27, 2020
An earth maiden who believes that death is LIFE. She loves shit talking about you with her plant and animal friends. It looks like she dresses in all black but it’s just dirt and soil
If you date an ecogoth expect to only be a sidedick...her #1 beau is Planet Earth
Ecogoth by Sickomonster December 23, 2020

app parkour 

When you’re manic af and jump from app to app on your phone like you’re Spiderman
I burned 0 calories today doing app parkour! Sick
app parkour by Sickomonster December 23, 2020
Word of the Day on December 26, 2020