Definitions by Sickomonster

dreamcreep 

When someone you know irl shows up in your dreams. Usually you want this person to fuck your brains out.

I haven’t had sex in months, of course I let Karl dreamcreep on me. For fuck’s sake I don’t even remember what sex is like. I’ll take anything I can get.

dreamcreep by Sickomonster December 28, 2020

Schrödinger's Douchebag

A guy who says offensive things and decides whether he was joking based on the reaction of people around him.

Watch out, Susie! That guy is Schrödinger's Douchebag, he’ll trap you in a thought-experiment without your consent!

Schrödinger's Douchebag by Sickomonster December 24, 2020

Ecogoth 

An earth maiden who believes that death is LIFE. She loves shit talking about you with her plant and animal friends. It looks like she dresses in all black but it’s just dirt and soil

If you date an ecogoth expect to only be a sidedick...her #1 beau is Planet Earth

Ecogoth by Sickomonster December 23, 2020

app parkour 

When you’re manic af and jump from app to app on your phone like you’re Spiderman

I burned 0 calories today doing app parkour! Sick

app parkour by Sickomonster December 23, 2020