Sickomonster's definitions

Genny Neutch

A general name for a gender neutral person

I forgot Genny Neutch's name. I'll ask them later

by Sickomonster May 21, 2024

Except for Jeff

When a straight dude has sex / is sexually attracted to another guy. But only ONE guy

A guy can be straight. A heterosexual! Except for Jeff...can't say no to Jeff

for all intents and purposes he is straight except for jeff.

by Sickomonster May 21, 2024

polycrisis

1. First coined in the 1970s, the word has been popularized by the historian Adam Tooze to describe the coming together of multiple crises.

2. A polyamorous relationship 90% of the time

The president choked on a peanut and died, I can't pay my bills and my gf and my other gf broke up with me...bruh this is a polycrisis

by Sickomonster May 21, 2024

gay cold

A cold prevalent in the gay community triggered by the dissolution of Pride Month.

I know I can just say that I have a regular cold but saying I have a gay cold can really zhuzh up my suffering.

The post nasal drip you're experiencing from the gay cold is probably from all the key bumps you did with Jimmy in the bathroom stall and most likely not a symptom of COVID, but a test is still recommended (especially if you're not vaccinated).

btw slurp your chicken soup and reschedule your date for Saturday with Jimmy until you're better, you ho.

by Sickomonster July 7, 2021