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by Sickomonster May 21, 2024
Get the Genny Neutch mug.When a straight dude has sex / is sexually attracted to another guy. But only ONE guy
A guy can be straight. A heterosexual! Except for Jeff...can't say no to Jeff
A guy can be straight. A heterosexual! Except for Jeff...can't say no to Jeff
by Sickomonster May 21, 2024
Get the Except for Jeff mug.1. First coined in the 1970s, the word has been popularized by the historian Adam Tooze to describe the coming together of multiple crises.
2. A polyamorous relationship 90% of the time
2. A polyamorous relationship 90% of the time
The president choked on a peanut and died, I can't pay my bills and my gf and my other gf broke up with me...bruh this is a polycrisis
by Sickomonster May 21, 2024
Get the polycrisis mug.It’s really simple. Pro-life = anti-woman.
Popularized by the legendary standup comedian George Carlin in his 1996 HBO special ‘Back in Town’.
Popularized by the legendary standup comedian George Carlin in his 1996 HBO special ‘Back in Town’.
Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don’t want to know about you. They don’t want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you’re preborn, you’re fine; if you’re preschool, you’re fucked.
Conservatives don’t give a shit about you until you reach “military age”. Then they think you are just fine. Just what they’ve been looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. Pro-life… pro-life… These people aren’t pro-life, they’re killing doctors! What kind of pro-life is that? What, they’ll do anything they can to save a fetus but if it grows up to be a doctor they just might have to kill it. They’re not pro-life. You know what they are? They’re anti-woman. Simple as it gets, anti-woman. They don’t like them. They don’t like women. They believe a woman’s primary role is to function as a brood mare for the state.
Conservatives don’t give a shit about you until you reach “military age”. Then they think you are just fine. Just what they’ve been looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. Pro-life… pro-life… These people aren’t pro-life, they’re killing doctors! What kind of pro-life is that? What, they’ll do anything they can to save a fetus but if it grows up to be a doctor they just might have to kill it. They’re not pro-life. You know what they are? They’re anti-woman. Simple as it gets, anti-woman. They don’t like them. They don’t like women. They believe a woman’s primary role is to function as a brood mare for the state.
by Sickomonster June 26, 2022
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