8 definitions by Shuiefer Dark Cum Stallion
Shitty fucking is like titty fucking, but before you proceed to push the tits together and titty fuck them, you shit in the cleavage. Once you are done you make your partner lick the shit off you dick.
Titties that are right for shitty fucking are called shitties.
Titties that are right for shitty fucking are called shitties.
"Dude Eric how was Becky in bed."
"Awesome, her shitties were perfect. I shitty fucked her all night long. Shitty fucking is the best feeling in the world. I still have some shit left over on my dick though. She doesn't have a very big tongue. It was suprising too because my dick is only two inches long when erect."
"Nice"
"Awesome, her shitties were perfect. I shitty fucked her all night long. Shitty fucking is the best feeling in the world. I still have some shit left over on my dick though. She doesn't have a very big tongue. It was suprising too because my dick is only two inches long when erect."
"Nice"
by Shuiefer Dark Cum Stallion January 30, 2008
When you shit out your dick hole. Dark Cum only comes out of your dick when you are jacking off and feel like you have to shit. When you feel like you are cumming, you look down and see mysterious chocolate liquid coming out of your dick. This mysterious chocolate liquid is really Dark Cum. Dark Cum usually occurs after eating lots of Chinese food.
Grant got super horny and started jacking off to a naked chick named Brooke making chocolate sauce. After jacking it for about three minutes, he thinks he is about to cum. He looks down and sees a mysterious chocolate liquid coming out of his dick and screams,"Shit! Dark Cum is going all over my leather assless chaps!"
by Shuiefer Dark Cum Stallion January 26, 2008
When you shit out your dick hole. Dark Cum only comes out of your dick when you are jacking off and feel like you have to shit. When you feel like you are cumming, you look down and see mysterious chocolate liquid coming out of your dick. This mysterious chocolate liquid is really Dark Cum. Dark Cum usually occurs after eating lots of Chinese food.
Grant got super horny and started jacking off to a naked chick making chocolate sauce. After jacking it for about three minutes, he thinks he is about to cum. He looks down and sees a mysterious chocolate liquid coming out of his dick and screams,"Shit! Dark Cum is going all over my leather pants!"
by Shuiefer Dark Cum Stallion January 26, 2008
When someone shits in someones ear, and then proceeds to urinate in the ear while ramming their cock into the ear cavity causing penetration of the brain. This also results in the person getting a nut busted in their brain stem. Often occurs in India.
"Call the fucking ambulance!!!"
"Why what's going on."
"I just walked into Tyler's room and Serena is lying on the floor unconcious."
"What the fuck?! How did that happen?"
"I think Tyler delhi ear fucked her! It's an Indian tradition."
"Oh, Shit!"
"Why what's going on."
"I just walked into Tyler's room and Serena is lying on the floor unconcious."
"What the fuck?! How did that happen?"
"I think Tyler delhi ear fucked her! It's an Indian tradition."
"Oh, Shit!"
by Shuiefer Dark Cum Stallion January 30, 2008
"Dude, Adam did you fuck Rachael last night?"
"Yeah man, but it was so gross. She had a pussy piñata. She could probably fit my head in that thing. So i bailed and went home and jacked it. But that was even worse because when I felt like I was cumming I looked down and I had Dark Cum going all over my leather assless chaps. It was the worst night of my life."
"Yeah man, but it was so gross. She had a pussy piñata. She could probably fit my head in that thing. So i bailed and went home and jacked it. But that was even worse because when I felt like I was cumming I looked down and I had Dark Cum going all over my leather assless chaps. It was the worst night of my life."
by Shuiefer Dark Cum Stallion January 29, 2008
Pussy Shit. When you shuief it isn't called shuief shit, it is called chocolate sauce. Chocolate Sauce is generally dark and liquidy and looks like chocolate sauce you would use to make chocolate milk. This is because you can't shit out solid pieces of poop out of a vagina so the shit is liquidy like period blood.
Brooke shuiefed while Grant was eating her out and Grant yelled, "Fuck, now there is a mixture of Dark Cum and Chocolate Sauce all over my leather assless chaps."
by Shuiefer Dark Cum Stallion January 29, 2008
Shit and Titty combined. Otherwise known as shitty titties. Not oly are these titties shitty, small, and disgusting. They are only possible to titty fuck by shitting in the cleavage and then pushing the titties together and proceeding to fuck them until you cum.
"Dude Robby did Becky show you her titties?"
"Yeah dude, but it was terrible?"
"Why?"
"They were totally shitties. They were demented and gross!"
"Sweet, now I can get shit on my dick. Yay!"
"Yeah dude, but it was terrible?"
"Why?"
"They were totally shitties. They were demented and gross!"
"Sweet, now I can get shit on my dick. Yay!"
by Shuiefer Dark Cum Stallion January 30, 2008