J. Edgar

A cocaine addict. British. As in J. Edgar Hoover, which in the U.K. is synonymous with vacuum cleaner, a popular brand. Thus a person who hoovers up cocaine.
I like David but he's a bit of a J. Edgar.

That's cool, so am I!
by Shuaman June 18, 2019
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serial material

A creepy weirdo with the potential to become the next Ted Bundy.
Joey DiMarco just moved in next door to us.

Watch your pets around that kid, dude, he's serial material.
by Shuaman November 16, 2017
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counting kleenex

Trying to get to sleep by repeatedly jerking off.
Dude, I couldn't sleep last night after all that blow we did.

Me either, I was counting Kleenex all night.
by Shuaman January 11, 2016
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an Australian kiss

Blowjob because it's a kiss down under.
Do you want an Australian kiss?

What's that?

A kiss down under.
by Shuaman December 14, 2016
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Brown eye opener

Something that arouses or excites a gay dude.
God, David's new outfit is a real brown eye opener!
by Shuaman May 02, 2021
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Aleppo Moment

A la Libetarian Gary Johnson; when your mind goes blank at an inopportune moment, usually 'cos you're high off your ass!
What's your date of birth?

I'm having an Aleppo moment.
Step out of the vehicle, please, sir.
by Shuaman September 29, 2016
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Condom pocket

The small pocket within a pocket on the front of a pair of jeans.
Where you putting your drugs, man?

Condom pocket.
Oh shit, is that what that is, never realized?

Duh?
by Shuaman April 27, 2019
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