Definitions by Shuaman

gentrifence

High-end wooden fencing (often horizontal) used to make houses in the ghetto look upmarket.

Who're the new neighbors?

Yuppies. You can tell from the gentrifence.

gentrifence by Shuaman May 19, 2018

slackerdaisical 

A feeling of extreme sloth or indolence.

C'mon, bro, let's go out and do something.

Nah, dude, I'm feeling slackerdaisical, think I'm just gonna bomb out and watch toons.

slackerdaisical by Shuaman May 7, 2018

trumpfecta

Crooked, stupid and crazy.

When Joey D. got done for shoplifting, what did he do? Went out, got caught again and then punched the cop!

Man, that kid is really the trumpfecta.

Sure is.

trumpfecta by Shuaman March 1, 2018

Flush 

v. To get an abortion.

Gina's preggers.

Shit, what you going to do?

Flush it, hopefully.

Flush by Shuaman February 16, 2018

four pinter

A girl you need to drink four pints of beer to find attractive.

What about her?

Four pinter at best.

Harsh, dude.

four pinter by Shuaman February 12, 2018

double wide 

A state of extreme sexual arousal in a woman. A variation of 'wide-on,' a female erection.

That guy from accounts receivable gives me a double wide.

Hear that, girlfriend, I've had to change my panties three times today already!

double wide by Shuaman November 26, 2017

serial material 

A creepy weirdo with the potential to become the next Ted Bundy.

Joey DiMarco just moved in next door to us.

Watch your pets around that kid, dude, he's serial material.

serial material by Shuaman November 16, 2017