Shtoink's definitions

pregnant

what happens before an abortion

julie got pregnant, then got an abortion

by shtoink October 11, 2007

boots

something you put on your feet... most of the time made from leather, some have steel toes. the tend to go past your ankle, and are usually more durable than regular shoes. old dirty ones are sometiems refered to as shit kickers.

cowboy boots are gay! like cowboys

by shtoink June 2, 2007

10 second rule

the rule that is implimented when the 3 and 5 sec rule are unobtainable... or if you work in a restaurant and just dont care.

*drops cheeseburger at McDonalds*
PICK THAT UP BEFORE WE HAVE TO GO TO THE 10 SECOND RULE!

by Shtoink May 21, 2007

naked bacon

the one TRUE way to know if someone really loves you. for to cook bacon with all its hot spitting grease with no protection at all, shows dedication and a real commitment to another person.

i woke up and knew April was my soul mate when i saw her cooking me some naked bacon in the morning.

by Shtoink April 22, 2007

vertical labret

a peircing that goes through a lip. makes kissing pretty nice ;)

i kissed a girl with a vertical labret and it was nicer than kissing a girl without one...

by Shtoink May 12, 2007