42 definitions by Shrek the Justin

Diaper

Why the fucking hell did you search for the definition of diaper you idiot!?

I hate changing diapers

by Shrek the Justin July 12, 2023

Stapler

A tool to break your fingers with

I broke my finger with a stapler

by Shrek the Justin March 26, 2023

qewrtyuiop

You're so bored you're making sure every possible combination of qwertyuiop is on the Urban Dictionary

qewrtyuiop

by Shrek the Justin June 23, 2023

tsicar

1. A weird way to call someone racist
2. "Racist" backwards

1. Stop being tsicar
2. Tsicar

by Shrek the Justin October 24, 2023

Doofus

You

You are a doofus

by Shrek the Justin March 27, 2023

Wilhelm

That one dude who screams in every movie

In Toy Story, when buzz falls out the window, Wilhelm screams

by Shrek the Justin March 20, 2023

I want the truth

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Tom Cruise: Colonel, did you order the Code Red?

J.A. Preston: You don't have to answer that question.

Jack Nicholson: I'll answer the question

Jack Nicholson: You want answers?

Tom Cruise: I think I'm entitled to.

Jack Nicholson: You want answers?

Tom Cruise: I WANT THE TRUTH!!

Jack Nicholson: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!

by Shrek the Justin March 28, 2023