Definitions by Shorty Crunk

Dicksurfing 

Comparable to "couchsurfing". It's when you temporarily relocate to someone's else's bed to save money while traveling.

"Samantha rented out her house for a couple weeks while in Europe. Instead of renting a hotel, she went dicksurfing to save money"

Dicksurfing by Shorty Crunk February 4, 2017

Cockgliding 

When a slutty individual decides its cheaper to travel throughout the world by sleeping (having sex) with strangers rather than pay for hotel or hostel fees.

Lisa went cockgliding all across Europe and saved lots of money on hotel fees.

Cockgliding by Shorty Crunk February 3, 2017

Chinkish

When an Asian person conducts business in a super greedy manner.

I went to Chinatown and wanted to exchange my dollar for 4 quarters. The clerk behind the counter was being hella "Chinkish" and said "only 1 quarter exchange per custama"...

Chinkish by Shorty Crunk November 1, 2009

Rollin a Chub 

When a person rolls a large marijuana joint to smoke.

I asked if he wanted to smoke and right away he started "Rollin a Chub" for us...

Rollin a Chub by Shorty Crunk July 26, 2009

Throw Back Whips 

An old ass car that needs to retire...

I ain't going on a date with that guy, he drives "Throw Back Whips"...

Throw Back Whips by Shorty Crunk June 28, 2009

Scamlord 

A landlord that rips tenants off by abusing their powers. I.E. like renting out a piece of shit apartment infested with rats, in need of many repairs, containing shit stained carpets, broken appliances, etc...

"Thank god I do no longer have to pay the -scamlord on the 1st of the month. He's a total prick!"

Scamlord by Shorty Crunk June 8, 2009

nonambition 

One who refuses to make their life better hence living in a shithole or surreal world...

Ping has "nonambition", hence it's loser life...

nonambition by Shorty Crunk January 4, 2009