Shorty Crunk's definitions

Throw Back Whips

An old ass car that needs to retire...

I ain't going on a date with that guy, he drives "Throw Back Whips"...

by Shorty Crunk June 28, 2009

pig wad

anyone who refuses to share their things with you

"Stop being such a pig wad with that"

by Shorty Crunk January 14, 2006

Dicksurfing

Comparable to "couchsurfing". It's when you temporarily relocate to someone's else's bed to save money while traveling.

"Samantha rented out her house for a couple weeks while in Europe. Instead of renting a hotel, she went dicksurfing to save money"

by Shorty Crunk February 4, 2017

nonambition

One who refuses to make their life better hence living in a shithole or surreal world...

Ping has "nonambition", hence it's loser life...

by Shorty Crunk January 4, 2009

Cockgliding

When a slutty individual decides its cheaper to travel throughout the world by sleeping (having sex) with strangers rather than pay for hotel or hostel fees.

Lisa went cockgliding all across Europe and saved lots of money on hotel fees.

by Shorty Crunk February 3, 2017

Chinkish

When an Asian person conducts business in a super greedy manner.

I went to Chinatown and wanted to exchange my dollar for 4 quarters. The clerk behind the counter was being hella "Chinkish" and said "only 1 quarter exchange per custama"...

by Shorty Crunk November 1, 2009

Rollin a Chub

When a person rolls a large marijuana joint to smoke.

I asked if he wanted to smoke and right away he started "Rollin a Chub" for us...

by Shorty Crunk July 26, 2009