Shorty's definitions

Fritz

An eater of paint chips, valve oil, and M&M's stuck in a mellophone for a season.

Molly and I: Fritz, those are paint chips.

Fritz: I know *hahahahaha*

by Shorty August 12, 2004

Dirty Bird

Someone whose mind is usually in the gutter (i.e. dirty thoughts)

"Have you seen my spectacles?"
"What??? Testicles?"
"Dirty bird."

OR

Howard Stern is a dirty bird.

by Shorty January 28, 2004

CIF

Can I f@#k

Rick: Mary are we still going out tonight?
Mary: yes, where you wanna go?
Rick: well it depends, CIF??

by shorTy August 18, 2012

muneeb

A diesel arab kid with gigantic muscles. The hottest kid alive with a huge penis. A cutie with a booty, a hottie with a body.

Girl 1: Look at that muneeb
Girl 2: I think I'll go finger myself

by shorty June 24, 2004

Chavarse

Rahul Bhandari!!! someone who is a chav and has a BIG arse!..hence, chav-arse!

"Chavarse" (High pitched voice!)

by Shorty December 8, 2003

bark

To strike a limb against something solid; usually a leg against a coffee table or other furniture.

"Oh man. I just barked my shin on that stupid glass coffee table again. You can't see it at all!"

by Shorty May 13, 2005

TNA

Tits 'n Ass OR Talula National Atletics

"That bitch has some serious TNA" ... OR... "That girl is rockin' TNA...from Aritizia"

by shoRty September 21, 2003