Shorty's definitions

CIF

Can I f@#k

Rick: Mary are we still going out tonight?
Mary: yes, where you wanna go?
Rick: well it depends, CIF??

by shorTy August 18, 2012

sheekeedeekee

Something your grandma says to "compliment" something cute or ambigious

You don't want your grandma saying the shirt is "sheekeedeekee"...time to get a new wardrobe...

by shorty May 13, 2005

P.I.D.

Pussy in distress

This is when a female has gone a long time without sex and she begans to get aggrivated easily.

"Man it's been 2weeks since I had some dick and I got a serious P.I.D."

by Shorty May 13, 2005

turtle

what elderly women call the coochie

"Look at lil Sussy, giving up her turtle to them fast lil boyz"

by Shorty May 13, 2005

bark

To strike a limb against something solid; usually a leg against a coffee table or other furniture.

"Oh man. I just barked my shin on that stupid glass coffee table again. You can't see it at all!"

by Shorty May 13, 2005

cake

yummy satisfying goodness!!

TIM: WOW we should throw this cake at Karl's face!

Rlaph: No dont throw that cake (yummy satisfing goodness) at Karl! We dont want to wast a good cake (yummy satisfying goodness) on such a ugly face! Lets eat it to satisfy our hunger!

by Shorty May 5, 2005

Naked Nine

A group of nine excessivly homosexuals that think it is cool to use alliteration to name themselves and they will get more respect for it. The funny thing is though that everyone thinks they are, in fact, a group of nine flaming homos. Also see circle jerk and doggystyle to see what they do together

Dude you're being so gay... either get the dick outta your ass or join the naked nine.

by shorty February 15, 2005