Definitions by ShoesRBad

haircuts

These are only for sissies and the military. They are terribly painful experiences where one is forced to be subjected to elevator music and a person staring at you head for way too long. But do not fear, for we do not need them. Let your hair grow, and let your mind expand.

Haircuts are only for sissies and the military.

haircuts by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003

french 

A person who is of the country France in western Europe. Often mistaken for being rude, the French don't like it when people come into their country and just expect them to speak English. If you speak French to the French, they are very nice. Also they tend to be more liberal, a testimony to their very good education system. However, they smoke too much.

Je suis Francais! (I am french)

french by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003

supa 

A word that is best used constantly. Supa. Note that the word is a bitched version of super, another great word. However this word is not sufficient in some cases, for those extremely good times, use stellar.

Man that is a supa car.

supa by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003

hair 

Something nobody can have too much of.

Man that military guy needs more hair, what an ass.

hair by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003

freedom fries

An expression to change the food French fries away from the obviously negative conotation. This tactic was used during WWI with German involving "liberty meseals" and "liberty cabbage." The US goverment has not learned anything since.

Guy 1: Pass the freedom fries.
Guy 2: First off they are french fries, second off you didn't say please ass!

freedom fries by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003

Maginot Line 

A highly ineffective line of artillery built in northern france. This defense would have been effective in WWII however, it was not like WWI so the Germans just went around.

You dumbass, you are terrible at constructing, that is worse than the Maginot line.

Maginot Line by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003

blue ink 

A higly unprofessional colour of ink that is ugly to look at and terrible to doodle with. It should be banned.

Damnit Alison, stop using that crappy walking stick, its as bad as blue ink!

blue ink by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003