nummies

1) Good eats; something yummy.
2) Satisfaction.

Nummy Nummy Nummy
I've got love in my tummy.

by Shmouse May 24, 2005

cocktail flu

The "illness" that you have after a full night of drinking; what you tell your boss you have, when calling in sick the next day.

I had to call in with the COCKTAIL FLU after we went out all night and ran the bar out of Jagermeister. Oh, my aching hair!

by Shmouse June 04, 2005

whiskey dings

The small dents or scratches you have on your vehicle after a night of partying at the local bar. Origin of said dents can seldom be figured out.

Dickie: Hey budz, where'd that dent in your El Camino come from?

DJ: Aw hell, it's a WHISKEY DING and I don't remember.

by Shmouse May 23, 2005

donchaknow

word conglomeration of Don't You Know.

Used to finish a sentence containing facts that are somewhat obvious.

Hey Mimi, I think it's nearly 5 o'clock.
It's almost time to leave, donchaknow.

by Shmouse May 23, 2005

switzerland

v.(note lower case):
the act of being neutral or non-committed on a subject, usually a controversial one.

Joe: Hey, whaddya think about those Red Sox finally winning the World Series?

Louie: Hey, I don't wanna get into it, man. I'm SWITZERLAND on this one.

by Shmouse May 22, 2005

The Big Nasty

The actual act of sexual intercourse, man-to-woman; woman-to-man. When I was young (many eons ago) they had the 'base' system:

1st base: kissing and maybe some 'under the sweater' action
2nd base: french kissing and fondling
3rd base: naked bodies rubbing together, but NO penetration
4th base or home run: sexual intercourse

It got stupid to say 4th base and saying home run during baseball season could be confusing. So the act bacame The Big Nasty.

Susie: Did Johnnie feel you up last night, Nancy?
Nancy: No Suze, we went all the way. Enjoyed The Big Nasty, donchaknow.

by Shmouse May 23, 2005

bastardization

The act of changing a word to suit your own needs.

I bastardized BUDDY into BUDZ; sounds better and saves a syllable!

by Shmouse May 23, 2005