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napoleonism

Also known as little man syndrome or lms. When a small guy tries to be tough because he's shorter than average or small of stature. (Taken from the name Napoleon, who was just a few inches over 5 feet tall and tended to blow people up and start wars.) See Napoleonic War.
Rick had a case of napoleonism beacuse he was only 5'5". He didn't need to be so tough, 'cause he was a great and kind friend who would do anything for you. Unfortunately, people still look down upon short people, and he took this personally.
by Shmouse May 26, 2005
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cocktail flu

The "illness" that you have after a full night of drinking; what you tell your boss you have, when calling in sick the next day.
I had to call in with the COCKTAIL FLU after we went out all night and ran the bar out of Jagermeister. Oh, my aching hair!
by Shmouse June 27, 2005
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