Grenade

A weapon of mass libido destruction in social terms. Still a wepski worthy of your respect but will probably mean your ultimate sex drive demise if you are not an army veteran who can inspire respect from the most ridiculously violent and aggressive and adversarial attacks that leaves you hacked and bugged like you watch porn but you don’t.

Furk that grenade just ripped me a new one cos , feels like hulks Mrs demanded her own show and he’s settling down while she attacks any dude with safe search disabled on google chrome.

by Shmick ticker February 21, 2023

Money

Criminal slang for A virus that makes you do things only for the money.

Bro she’s a fridge bro ‘nah bro she just got the money don’t take it personal’

by Shmick ticker October 01, 2022

Revulva

A weapon used to steal your money no matter how well you use one

She gonna use that revulva to take the lot bro heads up

by Shmick ticker May 19, 2022

Gronk

An innocent and naive stud with an enthusiastic and ambitious outlook who is blissfully unaware of the reason ppl even wanna talk to him or her , has a suspicion it’s those ppl who he should avoid because they take whatever he has and they aren’t friends so he or she cannot build any alliances.

Oi fuck that gronk used to smash me in the ring everyday glad he isn’t still a weapon I can feel more powerful around him now and get revenge

by Shmick ticker February 21, 2023

Green and gold

The Green face of ur heaps jealous spiteful mate who has told u before u were getting laid that he often takes a shit in ppls houses while talking to them or at dinner with them because of his disgust at how unfortunate he is and how fortunate your life is. Dw it’s just a fart bro. Don’t interrupt me ya douchebag. Says old green eyed monster poopy pants. Ur so rude bro.

That’s one of the green and gold moments the face of the guy shitting like normal at dinner table , is green , and the gold material he has produced for us out of jealous rage , a truly optimistic outcome created in his act of terrorism at your dinner party. Thereby further solidifying its sustainability.

by Shmick ticker February 21, 2023

Green and gold

Is the colours a vegetarian displays when they get hepatitis A from a bad apple.

That green and gold body paint is fucking hot oh wait that’s just a hippie with hepatitis A - FUCK MY LIFE!

by Shmick ticker February 21, 2023

Kayak

Someone who has no drugs to sell

That kayaks paddling along without selling any legs to anyone bobbing up and down like a tea bag do try it

by Shmick ticker May 19, 2022