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Nice shit

When you have something everyone wants to brag about
John you have a bunch of nice shit in your crib.
by Shithouse man November 4, 2018
mugGet the Nice shitmug.

Cresting

When shit is playing peek a boo with your anus
John was on the toilet cresting but I don't think any shit came out.
by Shithouse man November 4, 2018
mugGet the Crestingmug.

Poo poo platter

Mystery meal they may serve you at a Chinese restaurant.
John ordered the poo poo platter and got a plate full of mystery meat
by Shithouse man November 4, 2018
mugGet the Poo poo plattermug.

Nice shit

The prettest of all turds
by Shithouse man November 5, 2018
mugGet the Nice shitmug.

Dutch oven

Farting under the blanket then lifting it up trapping your significant other under the covers
Rosemary wasn't expecting a dutch oven but she got one this morning.
by Shithouse man November 4, 2018
mugGet the Dutch ovenmug.

who flung cum

John shot his load all over Victoria she asked him " who flung cum" he replied " me me"
by Shithouse man November 6, 2018
mugGet the who flung cummug.

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