Shithouse man's definitions

Dutch oven

Farting under the blanket then lifting it up trapping your significant other under the covers

Rosemary wasn't expecting a dutch oven but she got one this morning.

by Shithouse man November 4, 2018

Poo poo platter

Mystery meal they may serve you at a Chinese restaurant.

John ordered the poo poo platter and got a plate full of mystery meat

by Shithouse man November 4, 2018

Nice shit

When you have something everyone wants to brag about

John you have a bunch of nice shit in your crib.

by Shithouse man November 4, 2018

Cresting

When shit is playing peek a boo with your anus

John was on the toilet cresting but I don't think any shit came out.

by Shithouse man November 4, 2018

Nice shit

The prettest of all turds

Thats one hell of a nice shit you took.

by Shithouse man November 5, 2018

who flung cum

Shooting your load

John shot his load all over Victoria she asked him " who flung cum" he replied " me me"

by Shithouse man November 6, 2018