Definitions by Shithouse man

who flung cum 

Shooting your load

John shot his load all over Victoria she asked him " who flung cum" he replied " me me"

who flung cum by Shithouse man November 6, 2018

Nice shit 

The prettest of all turds

Thats one hell of a nice shit you took.

Nice shit by Shithouse man November 5, 2018

Nice shit 

When you have something everyone wants to brag about

John you have a bunch of nice shit in your crib.

Nice shit by Shithouse man November 4, 2018

Cresting 

When shit is playing peek a boo with your anus

John was on the toilet cresting but I don't think any shit came out.

Cresting by Shithouse man November 4, 2018

Dutch oven 

Farting under the blanket then lifting it up trapping your significant other under the covers

Rosemary wasn't expecting a dutch oven but she got one this morning.

Dutch oven by Shithouse man November 4, 2018

Poo poo platter 

Mystery meal they may serve you at a Chinese restaurant.

John ordered the poo poo platter and got a plate full of mystery meat

Poo poo platter by Shithouse man November 4, 2018