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Marijaweenie

Some people just love to blast and blaze Marijaweenie.
by Shit_4_Brains October 7, 2007
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boner crusher

1. A statement said, an action made, or a woman who does or says something that can take a guy right out of the mood for sex and lovin'.

2. Any action that results in getting one's penis hit, crushed or pressed up against something tightly.

3. A woman with a very tight vagina who sits on top while having sex with a man.
Damn, that crazy bitch sure is one hell of a boner crusher.
by Shit_4_Brains September 6, 2007
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Sodomous

of or relating to sodomy.
Over there is a hooker we call Sodomous Holes, and over there is a person we call Sodomous Maximus. Those people really are quite Sodomous.
by Shit_4_Brains August 21, 2007
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Pornified

Something that (or someone whom) has been made sexual or pornographic that might not have been originally.
Sex fiends broke into the art gallery and Pornified the art work with spray cans and permanent markers.

Sally used to be a good girl, but now she is all Pornified and slutty.
by Shit_4_Brains October 12, 2007
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Butt Smuggler

Someone who hides or conceals things in their anus for the purpose of getting it from one place to another.
Jimmy Crapcorn was one hell of a Butt Smuggler for the US government during the Cold War era. Heck, everyone always wondered how he could store that much microfilm up his bunghole!
by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007
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Pornacious

A way to describe anything that is rather pornographic, or at least suggestively so.
The sounds coming from your room last night were quite Pornacious, my dear. Were you using that new vibrator that I bought you, or is something else going on?
by Shit_4_Brains November 26, 2007
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Pornify

To make (or suggest) something sexual or pornographic that might not otherwise be.
Person 1: "Why must you always Pornify everything?"

Person 2: "Because I'm a horny fucker!"
by Shit_4_Brains October 12, 2007
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