dicksticamus

I have dicksticamus all over my hands after I jerk off.
by Shit Brick July 03, 2003
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bone smoker

One who plays for the other team, i.e. a homosexual; esp. one who enjoys the pleasure of male-on-male oral satisfaction
Do you think that man in leather kissing the man in the chaps is a bonesmoker?
by Shit Brick July 03, 2003
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shitcake

Feces, human or otherwise, excreted in such a fashion that they form a patty or cake, as opposed to the more common loaf or sausage form factor in which defecation is typically found
When I went into the bathroom, a corn-laden shitcake peered up at me from the toilet bowl.
by Shit Brick July 03, 2003
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chocolate starfish

The human anus, specifically when it is encrusted with fecal matter (i.e. shit).
Beware the unfortunate repercussions of poking the chocolate starfish!
by Shit Brick August 19, 2004
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eat a box of shit

An expletive phrase to be used as an alternative to the more crass "Fuck you" or "Go fuck yourself"; also a more creative alternative to "eat shit", though not as damning as "eat shit and die".
I invited that prick who enjoys listening to Wayne Newton records to eat a box of shit.
by Shit Brick August 19, 2004
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jizz mopper

The person(s) on the set of an adult film whose sole purpose is to clean up any stray male ejaculate (i.e. jizz) that happens to have hit the floor or furniture
My friend's dad was the jizz mopper for The Hedgehog's last film.
by Shit Brick July 03, 2003
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fudgetunnel

That guy loves to take it in the fudgetunnel
by Shit Brick July 03, 2003
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