Shit Brick's definitions

jizz mopper

The person(s) on the set of an adult film whose sole purpose is to clean up any stray male ejaculate (i.e. jizz) that happens to have hit the floor or furniture

My friend's dad was the jizz mopper for The Hedgehog's last film.

by Shit Brick July 2, 2003

jizzbucket

A receptacle in which one can accumulate a specified bulk quantity of male ejaculate.

Damn! The jizzbucket seems to be getting full.

by Shit Brick July 2, 2003

shitcork

The plug of solid excrement that is released prior to a bout of horrendous diarrhea, whose sole purpose is seemingly to hold in the liquid feces.

The shitcork is in the toilet,

by Shit Brick July 2, 2003

skanktacular

Particularly abhorent or dreadful

Damn! That hooker is truly skanktacular.

by Shit Brick July 2, 2003

lay a deuce

To defecate, to take a shit.

The origin of the phrase is from the vernacular "do a #2"; this has more of a street flavor.

I had to lay a deuce so bad I could taste it.

by Shit Brick August 17, 2004

fuckpiece

A woman whose sole purpose in life is to be a repository for the sperm of any available man.

That bitch is nothing but a fuckpiece,

by Shit Brick July 2, 2003

eat a box of shit

An expletive phrase to be used as an alternative to the more crass "Fuck you" or "Go fuck yourself"; also a more creative alternative to "eat shit", though not as damning as "eat shit and die".

I invited that prick who enjoys listening to Wayne Newton records to eat a box of shit.

by Shit Brick August 19, 2004