Definitions by Shit Brick

dicksticamus 

Semen

I have dicksticamus all over my hands after I jerk off.

dicksticamus by Shit Brick July 2, 2003

skanktacular

Particularly abhorent or dreadful

Damn! That hooker is truly skanktacular.

skanktacular by Shit Brick July 2, 2003

gagging Willy Nelson 

Female masturbation using the fingers only; the pubic hair, of course, represents Willy's beard, and the vagina, Willy's mouth.

I caught my mother gagging Willy Nelson in her room last weekend.

gagging Willy Nelson by Shit Brick July 2, 2003

bone smoker

One who plays for the other team, i.e. a homosexual; esp. one who enjoys the pleasure of male-on-male oral satisfaction

Do you think that man in leather kissing the man in the chaps is a bonesmoker?

bone smoker by Shit Brick July 2, 2003

jizzbucket 

A receptacle in which one can accumulate a specified bulk quantity of male ejaculate.

Damn! The jizzbucket seems to be getting full.

jizzbucket by Shit Brick July 2, 2003

shitcake 

Feces, human or otherwise, excreted in such a fashion that they form a patty or cake, as opposed to the more common loaf or sausage form factor in which defecation is typically found

When I went into the bathroom, a corn-laden shitcake peered up at me from the toilet bowl.

shitcake by Shit Brick July 2, 2003

jizz mopper 

The person(s) on the set of an adult film whose sole purpose is to clean up any stray male ejaculate (i.e. jizz) that happens to have hit the floor or furniture

My friend's dad was the jizz mopper for The Hedgehog's last film.

jizz mopper by Shit Brick July 2, 2003