15 definition by Shit Brick

To defecate, to take a shit.

The origin of the phrase is from the vernacular "do a #2"; this has more of a street flavor.
I had to lay a deuce so bad I could taste it.
by Shit Brick August 17, 2004

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A receptacle in which one can accumulate a specified bulk quantity of male ejaculate.
Damn! The jizzbucket seems to be getting full.
by Shit Brick July 02, 2003

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Particularly abhorent or dreadful
Damn! That hooker is truly skanktacular.
by Shit Brick July 02, 2003

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The anal orifice
That guy loves to take it in the fudgetunnel
by Shit Brick July 02, 2003

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The plug of solid excrement that is released prior to a bout of horrendous diarrhea, whose sole purpose is seemingly to hold in the liquid feces.
The shitcork is in the toilet,
by Shit Brick July 02, 2003

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One who plays for the other team, i.e. a homosexual; esp. one who enjoys the pleasure of male-on-male oral satisfaction
Do you think that man in leather kissing the man in the chaps is a bonesmoker?
by Shit Brick July 02, 2003

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Disgusting or undesirable
Damn, that bitch is fecalicious
by Shit Brick July 02, 2003

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