Definitions by Shish 101

Badass Uncle

an uncle by the name of Jesse who idolizes Elvis, has badass hair,owns a badass club,rides a badass motorcycle, and uses phrases like "have mercy".

If your uncle is named Jesse and he has all of these badass qualities, then you my friend, are the niece or nephew of a "Badass Uncle".

Badass Uncle by shish 101 April 4, 2005

Herd Hurdling 

The act of hurdling over herds of animals; whether it is sheep in a pasture or antelopes in Africa.

Nathan practiced for the school track team by herd hurdling over the cows at his family's Colorado ranch.

Herd Hurdling by shish 101 April 4, 2005

sticky bacon 

having eggs and bacon for breakfast and realizing that you didn't eat a strip of bacon but an adhesive bandage, hence the name "sticky bacon".

random bacon
1)carl:i want some bacon for breakfast
peggy: theres already some made
carl: wow! random bacon
2)carl: wow some bacon fell into my lap that sure is some random bacon

sticky bacon by shish 101 April 4, 2005

Faldobaum 

A carbonated concoction of ham gravy and pickled egg juices.

This Faldobaum is such a delightful and terrific treat.

Faldobaum by Shish 101 April 3, 2005

Gazologing 

shopping for the right gazebo.

Tammy:"Hey Kenneth, do you want to go gazologing with me on the third tuesday of june at 3:27 pm?"
Kenneth:"I sure do Tammy."

Gazologing by Shish 101 April 3, 2005

brofro

where a persons side burn ends. your brofro could be at your cheekbone or your chin bone, depending on the length of your sideburns.

Jesse Katsopolis' brofro level changed each season of Full House, to keep up to date with the current sideburn styles.

brofro by shish 101 April 3, 2005

Giving Garett 

a man, preferably tall and masculine, named Garett who is very giving.

Bobby:"Wow! Will you look at Garett, he is such a giving man."
Rex:"That my friend, is a Giving Garett."

Giving Garett by shish 101 April 3, 2005