poozle

(n.) vagina.

See also: bearded clam; cooter; cunt; hair pie; muff; pussy; beaver; vagina; hoohoodilly.

I put my stank down on that bitch's poozle.

by Shifty Eyed Goat June 24, 2003

olsen twins

Replaced by Lindsay Lohan and Hillary Duff in terms of jailbait.

Recently turned 18 (June 13th 2004), the two will attend NYU where they will presumably be fucked retarded without legal repercussion.

The Olsen Twins are 18 now. The wait is over! Why did we wait again?

by Shifty Eyed Goat June 15, 2004

IMFO

phrase. In My Fucking Opinion.

A slang derivative of IMO, usually used with anger.

Guy 1: Computer games are for fags.
Guy 2: You need to shut the fuck up, IMFO

by Shifty Eyed Goat July 15, 2004

splatter

Causing something to violently splash against a surface.

My diarrhea caused my shit to splatter all along my leg.

by Shifty Eyed Goat June 18, 2003

Christmas Zombie

Jesus.

And every year, we give gifts to appease the ghost of Christmas zombie Jesus.

by Shifty Eyed Goat December 23, 2008

s/u

phrase. "Shut Up." Commonly used during instant messaging as a shorthand varient to request someone's silence.

IM person 1: Dude, your girlfriend's ass it HOT
IM person 2: You need to s/u man, she's right here

by Shifty Eyed Goat September 11, 2006

cockfight

Primarily a Mexican gambling system pitting one male chicken, cock, against another male cock. Typically used with razor beaks, metal claws, and other paraphenalia to kill the other cock faster.

The cockfight has been going on for hours. The challenger cock looks pretty limp after that last blow.

by Shifty Eyed Goat June 18, 2003