Shifty's definitions

angry gorilla

when you take a shit and it flies all over the toilet leaving the bowl all messy just like if you would take the toilet off the floor and slam it back down.

Man, someone pulled the angry gorilla on that shit pot!!!

by Shifty February 2, 2004

curry house

after a freak incident involving a chicken curry and a margarita pizza, this term can be used to express extreem approval.

thats proper curry house mate, proper curry house. ( after being told about your freinds last sexual endevor)

by shifty February 6, 2004

Fuck Ton

1.A percise measurement of something. Can be used for any substance, but is often used to describe something in a video game.
2.A LOT of something

1.How many bad guys are there?
A fuck ton

2.Thats a fuck ton of shit

by Shifty July 1, 2004

roadrunner

another term for 'Road Head'

i got a roadrunner today

by Shifty February 2, 2004

angry lawnmower

this has to be done on a female who has a huge bush (a lot of pubic hair). then grab a mouthful of pubes, rip em out, then go rahrahrahrah, like a lawnmower.

that fucking cunt had such a huge bush, that i had no choice but to pull the angry lawnmower out on her.

by shifty February 6, 2004

cow's ass

phrase that is easily mistakeable for "How's that?"

Pete: so how is the weather?
You: Cow's ass?

by Shifty February 2, 2004