Shifty's definitions

Fuck Ton

1.A percise measurement of something. Can be used for any substance, but is often used to describe something in a video game.
2.A LOT of something

1.How many bad guys are there?
A fuck ton

2.Thats a fuck ton of shit

by Shifty July 1, 2004

Shifty

1.A person, (usually male) that instantly causes alarm when they appear in a room. Usually seen in black, grey, or variety of cammo patterns. Should not be trusted.
2.A strange aura of energy that follows a person. Nothing is obvious, but all get the feeling that something is odd. Everyone IDs the person on sight.
3.Jim K.

1. Look at that Shifty character overthere
2. Shifty? Oh, I know who you mean
3. Shut up Shifty

by Shifty July 1, 2004

motherscunt

the opitimy of cunts. only to be used as a last resort when all over insults have failed to achive the desired affect.

you mother's cunt, your bang in trouble.

by shifty February 6, 2004

kanx

Ancient word originating from the deepest depths of the darkest ghettos. The term "KANX" refers to the expression, "Okay(?), thank you.", often used at the end of a sentance.

It has been passed down from generation to generation through only a select sect of chosen Indians and other South-Western Asians.

Suffixes include:
-ALANX
-ORZ
-Y

"Get five, KANX?"
"We're legit, KANX!"
"Fetch my spitoon woman, KANX!"

by SHIFTY December 3, 2004

angry lawnmower

this has to be done on a female who has a huge bush (a lot of pubic hair). then grab a mouthful of pubes, rip em out, then go rahrahrahrah, like a lawnmower.

that fucking cunt had such a huge bush, that i had no choice but to pull the angry lawnmower out on her.

by shifty February 6, 2004

cow's ass

phrase that is easily mistakeable for "How's that?"

Pete: so how is the weather?
You: Cow's ass?

by Shifty February 2, 2004