Shb99's definitions
A shitty sports sedan that's made by one of the most shittiest car companies out there right now. And what I mean by shitty, is that it's quality on the whole car is not there, their transmissions are garbage, and both of their turbocharged 2.0L I4 and 3.3L V6 engines are not strong whatsoever. Even though Hyundai thought about throwing in the 5.0L V8 with a whopping 420 horsepower that was formally used in the Genesis G80 and G90, but with all these dumbass ratings and all other bureaucratic bullshit that's blocking most car companies from making natural aspirated engines, Hyundai decided to ditch the decision and throw in their shitty turbocharged engines that are not as fast as the V8 which I believe was a dumb decision that was made. The Kia Stinger is an awesome looking car, there's no lie about that. But do not, and I mean DO NOT, let the looks fool you! It can be a real pain to maintain these vehicles. Whenever it gets used liberally, everything will wear out like crazy. Just beware everyone. Don't buy a Stinger! Period!
Bro! My Kia Stinger is fucking awesome man!
Me: Is it huh? Try out my Toyota Camry TRD!
Bro! You got a Camry that's boring as hell?!! That motherfucker is slow asf! And no turbos too?!!! What a fucking joke!!!
Me: Okay, so you're saying a Camry with a natural aspirated V6 with 300 horsepower can always be put to shame by that Korean pile of junk?!!
Fuck yeah bitch! I got my engine with twin turbos stocked! This fucker will beat your ass, ong!
Me: Okay, have fun sending your car to the junkyard after beating the shit out of your vehicle! Bet ya on anything it won't hit 300k miles huh?
Um... Uhh......
Me: Exactly bitch!
Me: Is it huh? Try out my Toyota Camry TRD!
Bro! You got a Camry that's boring as hell?!! That motherfucker is slow asf! And no turbos too?!!! What a fucking joke!!!
Me: Okay, so you're saying a Camry with a natural aspirated V6 with 300 horsepower can always be put to shame by that Korean pile of junk?!!
Fuck yeah bitch! I got my engine with twin turbos stocked! This fucker will beat your ass, ong!
Me: Okay, have fun sending your car to the junkyard after beating the shit out of your vehicle! Bet ya on anything it won't hit 300k miles huh?
Um... Uhh......
Me: Exactly bitch!
by Shb99 March 15, 2023
Get the Kia Stingermug. The Hyundai Equus is an overlooked luxury vehicle that has been around for a while until it had been renamed the Genesis G90 in 2017. The first generation was released in 1999 and it hasn't been marketed to the United States until the second generation had been released in 2009. For a Korean made vehicle, it's too luxurious to be a Hyundai! No wonder they didn't badge the vehicle with it's Hyundai logo! But hey, if you wanna get a good deal (pretty much) on a luxurious sedan with a shit ton of bells and whistles along with a nice size V8, this is you're best bet!
"Man, the Hyundai Equus is so bitchin! But truthfully, I'd rather have the Genesis sedan since the Equus is way too much for me! I love the Equus, don't get me wrong! But I wouldn't picture myself driving that car at all, lol!
by Shb99 August 4, 2022
Get the Hyundai Equusmug. A small town where people heading to Las Vegas from Laughlin and Bullhead to take a break for the most attractive gas station in the town known to be the dope ass Chevron with a Terrible Herbst's casino and a shitty ass McDonald's. Lots of old people live there as well as some dumbass teens that'll fuck you up for your looks.
"Damn bro, I gotta pee man! Where's the perfect pit stop?!"
No worries, we'll stop by Searchlight, NV and get some McDonald's and have their employees do a shitty job since they hate working in this town!
No worries, we'll stop by Searchlight, NV and get some McDonald's and have their employees do a shitty job since they hate working in this town!
by Shb99 March 17, 2021
Get the Searchlight, NVmug. The (unofficial) 46th president of our country and he's fucked up a lot of shit right now. Some examples are pretty obvious when you see that the gas prices are at least five bucks for one fucking gallon! Also leaving behind some of our troops to be killed by the Taliban and of course..... "Inflation"! Just like what I said about the gas prices, it's not the only thing that has the prices risen up. Cars, groceries, rental homes and apartments, etc. Truthfully if Trump hadn't had his election stolen, this shit about Russia invading Ukraine wouldn't be happening at all and to be honest, I don't care if anyone gets mad about what I'm saying because what's happening right now is seriously getting extremely fucked up. Anyways, I don't know how some people can be so fucking stupid to have someone with early Alzheimer's be in charge of our own damn country! His son is a perv, his wife is a dumbass, and so is Kamala Harris (Biden's vice president). Let's go Brandon! Fuck Joe Biden!
Biden Supporter: "Fuck Donald Trump! He's the reason why our country is fucked up!"
The Smart Person: "Yeah well, look at where we're at now! You don't like him because you claim that he's perverted even though Joe Biden has a fetish on sniffing little girls' hair.
Biden Supporter: "That's not true! He's a great president! If it wasn't for him our economy be fucked up!"
The Smart Person: 'Yeah well it's the other way around lad! Try having an open mind and try to see where we are at you fucking idiot! Fuck Joe Biden you prick!"
The Smart Person: "Yeah well, look at where we're at now! You don't like him because you claim that he's perverted even though Joe Biden has a fetish on sniffing little girls' hair.
Biden Supporter: "That's not true! He's a great president! If it wasn't for him our economy be fucked up!"
The Smart Person: 'Yeah well it's the other way around lad! Try having an open mind and try to see where we are at you fucking idiot! Fuck Joe Biden you prick!"
by Shb99 March 20, 2022
Get the Joe Bidenmug.