Golden Valley, AZ is a town nearly 20 minutes west from Kingman and let me tell y'all, this is the shit hole you would not wanna live at! It's been proven that this town is the most fucked up place out of the entire state! Mostly meth heads, rednecks, and prostitutes live in this dump and if you do live here, keep yourself as secure as possible! I'd advise you don't live in Golden Valley anyways. Fuck that place!
by Shb99 March 17, 2022

Takis are spicy Mexican corn chips flavored with chili pepper and lime. Extremely overrated and all it would do is fuck up your liver and the porcelain throne if you continue to eat them up like you haven't eaten in days! Some say it's the best snack but truthfully, it's not health wise.
The dude with the Takis: "Hey man you want some Takis?! They're so fucking bomb! You gotta have some!
"Sorry bro! I rather eat Taco Hell than that dumb "snack"!"
"Sorry bro! I rather eat Taco Hell than that dumb "snack"!"
by Shb99 September 10, 2022

You know how fucking amazing that concert really was when the underground hardcore punk band "Live Without" had made shit crazily sick! The Denny's Grand Slam has been history's best concert within an abandoned diner chain because, it's just fucking rad man!!!!
"What's up?! What's up?!! What the fuck up is up Denny's?!!"
*Crowd moshing*
"LIIFFFFEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!"
The Denny's Grand Slam is so fucking gold! Pure fucking gold!
*Crowd moshing*
"LIIFFFFEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!"
The Denny's Grand Slam is so fucking gold! Pure fucking gold!
by Shb99 August 04, 2022

The (unofficial) 46th president of our country and he's fucked up a lot of shit right now. Some examples are pretty obvious when you see that the gas prices are at least five bucks for one fucking gallon! Also leaving behind some of our troops to be killed by the Taliban and of course..... "Inflation"! Just like what I said about the gas prices, it's not the only thing that has the prices risen up. Cars, groceries, rental homes and apartments, etc. Truthfully if Trump hadn't had his election stolen, this shit about Russia invading Ukraine wouldn't be happening at all and to be honest, I don't care if anyone gets mad about what I'm saying because what's happening right now is seriously getting extremely fucked up. Anyways, I don't know how some people can be so fucking stupid to have someone with early Alzheimer's be in charge of our own damn country! His son is a perv, his wife is a dumbass, and so is Kamala Harris (Biden's vice president). Let's go Brandon! Fuck Joe Biden!
Biden Supporter: "Fuck Donald Trump! He's the reason why our country is fucked up!"
The Smart Person: "Yeah well, look at where we're at now! You don't like him because you claim that he's perverted even though Joe Biden has a fetish on sniffing little girls' hair.
Biden Supporter: "That's not true! He's a great president! If it wasn't for him our economy be fucked up!"
The Smart Person: 'Yeah well it's the other way around lad! Try having an open mind and try to see where we are at you fucking idiot! Fuck Joe Biden you prick!"
The Smart Person: "Yeah well, look at where we're at now! You don't like him because you claim that he's perverted even though Joe Biden has a fetish on sniffing little girls' hair.
Biden Supporter: "That's not true! He's a great president! If it wasn't for him our economy be fucked up!"
The Smart Person: 'Yeah well it's the other way around lad! Try having an open mind and try to see where we are at you fucking idiot! Fuck Joe Biden you prick!"
by Shb99 March 20, 2022
