microsoft

Damn all other systems to hell for not being able to overtake Windows as the dominant OS on the market.
by Shawn E. May 03, 2003
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canada

country that busted its' ass to raise troops in both world wars, supply universal health care, and somehow remain statistically the safest country on Earth to live in.
Canada is a great country and I plan on moving there as soon as I can.
by Shawn E. June 24, 2003
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blitzkreig

German for "lightning war", tactic used by the Nazis to conquer Europe from 1936 to 1940.
Lots of planes, lots of tanks, lots of troops. Ah, the blitzkreig.
by Shawn E. June 24, 2003
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rice rocket

Signs of a rice rocket:
1) Came with a 4 banger
2) Now "tricked" out
3) Uses laughing gas to go faster, which is ironic seeing as how the whole idea is a joke
4) Gay writing on the windshield. This is usually the drivers' name in Olde English (just in case they forgot their name during the run) or the brand of car they run (just in case you couldn't tell under all the body kits and stickers)
5) Gets smoked on the quarter-mile by an 80-year old Jewish woman driving a Continental.
Fast and the Furious was a good movie until I realized, to my horror, that I paid money to watch it.
by Shawn E. June 11, 2003
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Pittsburgh Perm

Yet another mullet synonym. If you don't know what a mullet is, you have no business living in the Western Hemisphere.
Good God, look at Steve! He's gone beyond the Missouri Compromise and grown a Pittsburgh Perm
by Shawn E. April 14, 2003
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Weeeeeeeeee

awesome song and video by the band Threebrain.
I went on urbandictionary.com and saw Shawn's definition and I was like Weeeeeeeeeeeee!
by Shawn E. June 24, 2003
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hal

short for HAL 9000, the killer computer from 2001: A Space Odyssey.
Some Dude: I'm gonna wrtie a better definition, HAL.
Me: I'm afraid I can't let you do that.
by Shawn E. June 24, 2003
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