Shawn E.'s definitions

microsoft

The bane of civilization

Damn all other systems to hell for not being able to overtake Windows as the dominant OS on the market.

by Shawn E. May 2, 2003

Ringo

expendable member of a group or band

Proof that Ringo was expendable; John had a good solo career, Paul had a good solo career, George had a good solo career, Ringo? Mr. Conductor and Wakko?!

by Shawn E. April 28, 2003

check

a request for your bank to transfer funds to the bank of the store/person/hooker you gave the check to.

Jerry Springer paid a hooker with a check. Maybe he was on to something.

by Shawn E. June 23, 2003

short bus

Like a school bus, except supplied with helmets and seat belts to give the illusion of safety. Usually a converted Chevy 3500 van, not a true bus.

Night school students ride the short bus to smoke weed on the way to school without fear.

by Shawn E. April 15, 2003

spork

THE single most versatile instrument to exist above, on, or below the surface of the earth.

It has the scooping ability of a spoon and the stabbing ability of a fork! It's a spork!

by Shawn E. April 16, 2003

Sin City

term referring to Las Vegas, Nevada; also a damn fine song by AC/DC.

Atlantic City sucks, we're going to Sin Cioty for the weekend.

by Shawn E. April 15, 2003

derp

word uttered by morons after they do something incredibly dumb, which will be often seeing as how they're morons.

Watch me hit myself with this running chainsaw.(Cuts his arm off). Owie, that hurt! DERP!

by Shawn E. April 17, 2003