Shawn E.'s definitions

idaho

home of potatoes and the militias that grow them

How else do you think they bought their guns? Potato farms are the only jobs in the state.

by Shawn E. June 26, 2003

spork

THE single most versatile instrument to exist above, on, or below the surface of the earth.

It has the scooping ability of a spoon and the stabbing ability of a fork! It's a spork!

by Shawn E. April 16, 2003

short bus

Like a school bus, except supplied with helmets and seat belts to give the illusion of safety. Usually a converted Chevy 3500 van, not a true bus.

Night school students ride the short bus to smoke weed on the way to school without fear.

by Shawn E. April 15, 2003

MTV

"music" channel that whores itself to the highest bidder and refuses to plug, much less play, any band that has a shred of talent; impossible to tell apart from its' identical twin, VH1.

If the universe were God's body, MTV and VH1 would be dueling anus pimples.

by Shawn E. July 9, 2003

aol

a haven for newbies whose vocabulary weapon of choice is lol!!!!11 and pedophiles. Hates cable modems with a passion because they see their phone bill kickbacks going down the drain.

Child molestors and kiddie porn collectors use AOL 'cause they don't know any better.

by Shawn E. April 15, 2003

derp

word uttered by morons after they do something incredibly dumb, which will be often seeing as how they're morons.

Watch me hit myself with this running chainsaw.(Cuts his arm off). Owie, that hurt! DERP!

by Shawn E. April 17, 2003

Mount Everest

highest mountain on Earth; also famous as being the place where oxygen bottles go to die and lay in mass graves.

The plie of bottles is taller than the friggin' mountain. Start rolling the bottles down. It's a hill, they'll roll.

by Shawn E. June 26, 2003