Definitions by Shawn E.

spork

THE single most versatile instrument to exist above, on, or below the surface of the earth.

It has the scooping ability of a spoon and the stabbing ability of a fork! It's a spork!

spork by Shawn E. April 16, 2003

crimethink 

thought that is detrimental to the principals of Ingsoc. Not illegal, as there is no law, but always punished by death.

If you've never read 1984, consider yourself illiterate until you have read it.

crimethink by Shawn E. April 16, 2003

Smugglenental 

A special edition Lincoln Continental Executive Edition with a extremely spacious trunk made for smuggling things such as a load of coke or a friend who wants to skip school.

The only surfire way to never get busted for smuggling is by getting a Smugglenental.

Smugglenental by Shawn E. April 16, 2003

Sin City

term referring to Las Vegas, Nevada; also a damn fine song by AC/DC.

Atlantic City sucks, we're going to Sin Cioty for the weekend.

Sin City by Shawn E. April 15, 2003

short bus 

Like a school bus, except supplied with helmets and seat belts to give the illusion of safety. Usually a converted Chevy 3500 van, not a true bus.

Night school students ride the short bus to smoke weed on the way to school without fear.

short bus by Shawn E. April 15, 2003

aol 

a haven for newbies whose vocabulary weapon of choice is lol!!!!11 and pedophiles. Hates cable modems with a passion because they see their phone bill kickbacks going down the drain.

Child molestors and kiddie porn collectors use AOL 'cause they don't know any better.

aol by Shawn E. April 15, 2003

Windows ME 

The most God-awful OS a hard drive will ever be subject to. Any hard drive worth the silicon in its circuits will commit suicide uponbeing asked to hold this operating system within it.

Thank you computer. You crashed, saving my eyes from the blinding crappiness that is Windows ME.

Windows ME by Shawn E. April 15, 2003