derp

word uttered by morons after they do something incredibly dumb, which will be often seeing as how they're morons.
Watch me hit myself with this running chainsaw.(Cuts his arm off). Owie, that hurt! DERP!
by Shawn E. April 18, 2003
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blitzkreig

German for "lightning war", tactic used by the Nazis to conquer Europe from 1936 to 1940.
Lots of planes, lots of tanks, lots of troops. Ah, the blitzkreig.
by Shawn E. June 24, 2003
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real world

title picked by MTV to somehow foist the public into buying the concept that 7 strangers living in a house rent-free for months on end is somehow real.
Who drank my juice? I'll kill you all if I don't find out who drank my juice!
by Shawn E. July 14, 2003
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rice rocket

Signs of a rice rocket:
1) Came with a 4 banger
2) Now "tricked" out
3) Uses laughing gas to go faster, which is ironic seeing as how the whole idea is a joke
4) Gay writing on the windshield. This is usually the drivers' name in Olde English (just in case they forgot their name during the run) or the brand of car they run (just in case you couldn't tell under all the body kits and stickers)
5) Gets smoked on the quarter-mile by an 80-year old Jewish woman driving a Continental.
Fast and the Furious was a good movie until I realized, to my horror, that I paid money to watch it.
by Shawn E. June 11, 2003
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Pittsburgh Perm

Yet another mullet synonym. If you don't know what a mullet is, you have no business living in the Western Hemisphere.
Good God, look at Steve! He's gone beyond the Missouri Compromise and grown a Pittsburgh Perm
by Shawn E. April 14, 2003
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hal

short for HAL 9000, the killer computer from 2001: A Space Odyssey.
Some Dude: I'm gonna wrtie a better definition, HAL.
Me: I'm afraid I can't let you do that.
by Shawn E. June 24, 2003
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Mad

acronym for Mutual Assured Destruction, a theory that states that a nation wouldn't begin a nuclear war because the opposing nation would destroy them in retaliation.
MAD may very well have saved all our asses from a nuclear holocaust on several occasions.
by Shawn E. November 07, 2003
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