pompis

Spanish for 'backside'

My brother kicked his friend in the pompis last week.

by Shawn B. May 16, 2003

A

Shorthand of saying A is worse than/inferior to B

Fruit Roll Ups < Mongolian Chicken
Justin Timberlake < Vin Diesel

by Shawn B. July 14, 2003

whipping boy

Someone who takes the blame for somebody/everybody else's screwups.

Ferdinand is the whipping boy in his frat since he's a freshman.

by Shawn B. April 29, 2003

ball and chain

Something/someone holding you back from what you really want to do.

No, I don't want a BF right now; my chores and schoolwork are my ball and chain.

by Shawn B. April 14, 2003

Drunk Budgie Ballet

See The Dance of the Drunken Parakeet for definition.

Every time I even look at her cage, Polly does the Drunk Budgie Ballet.

by Shawn B. December 06, 2003

what the ladies want

Okay, I'll enlighten you guys on this subject... here are some basic things that women want:
A- A man with a functioning brain, the ability to think with something else than his dick (or stomach), a decent job, the intelligence to bathe and groom himself and the capacity to be compassionate, caring, and empathetic without thinking this makes him a pussy.
B- Money. Hey, it makes the world go round!
C-Health, success in life, and a better role in society than a 'video ho' or some ditzy starlet who puts beauty over brains.

I hope I've cleared things up for you... It's not all that difficult to figure out. (hint: follow the golden rule)

by Shawn B. October 11, 2003

pajock

1. A word in the play Hamlet meaning, 'peacock'. Peacocks had a bad reputation in Shakespeare's day...

2. One who behaves in a disgustingly fickle manner, often without any warning and for no reason at all.

Polly is being a pajock today...

by Shawn B. December 06, 2003