Definitions by Shawn “Mcmuffin”

Philinonski

to stick your finger so far inside someone that it comes out with blood.

Last night I went all the way to rassles in Daytona and gave a girl a Philinonski

Philinonski by Shawn “Mcmuffin” April 17, 2026

giraffe illness 

When you think you are dieing, every time you see a new on your body or feel sick.

Joey is Deffinitly having a giraffe illness. He fell drunk last night into a thorn bush; woke up thinking he's dieing from the scratches all over his body.

giraffe illness by Shawn “Mcmuffin” April 17, 2024

unwrustled 

when something is so nice and untouched; Like bird feathers. 🪶

McMuffin was down at the pool, when he came upon a beautiful unwrustled blonde girl, in a bikini and her butt in the air.

unwrustled by Shawn “Mcmuffin” April 16, 2024

the New York switcharoo 

When you are banging a chick and you stop for a second, pull out, and your buddy hops in. Than you run outside and wave to them from the outter window and she than realizes, it's not you in the room anymore.

I was with this beautiful broad the other night, when me and Louie pulled "the New York switcharoo" on the her.

the New York switcharoo by Shawn “Mcmuffin” April 13, 2024

muddy noodle

A penis that has just had anal sex, and still has poop on it.

I bro I just hooked up with Martha and I still have a muddy noodle

muddy noodle by Shawn “Mcmuffin” April 11, 2024

fickelstick 

Something regarded as a glorified mistake.

Aw fickelstick, I forgot to put pants on today. Now everyone can see my butt.

fickelstick by Shawn “Mcmuffin” April 11, 2024

wackfuck 

When you are hit abruptly by an object or an object hits you and your reaction is to instantly scream fuck from the amount of pain and not being prepared, for the coming of the object.

Ryan was riding his bicycle , when suddenly a tree came out of nowhere, he ran directly into it with his face ! With the wackfuck being heard for miles!

wackfuck by Shawn “Mcmuffin” April 10, 2024