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Definitions by Sharon Jane MartinWeaverBr0wn

mafioso barbara 

A person who has reached 65-70 and never had a relationship, sex, friends. Jet black natural hair. Tom boy. Heehawing in Texas
I’ve never seen any of so called mafioso barbara friends.

tensley the stalker 

Usually a fat gay male who stalks men and only knows basics of engineering as he’s lost his job at Honeywell for child porn on his phone. Known to sink his life savings into rostering corvettes to pick up the kiddies. Known to steal, obese, smokes meth in his garage.
There’s Tensley the stalker in his garage looking at the kids twisting a bowl of meth. Commonly southern

Kind bud 

what short bus riders refer to quality weed.
also a pitch line to sell short bus riders weed by referring it to "kind" some know so little they refer to it as "kine" either way people using this term are generally looking for anything not "ditch weed"
Matt sold Ryan "kind bud" at a gloryhole in San Francisco's castro district
A professional cocksucker who can make a dick disappear like houdini
Andy: Make this dick disappear like houdini
Filip: Rawwr gulpgaa

Hermit Mode 

Hermit Mode
Hermit Mode is a period in anyone's life where depending on a situation you lock yourself away without telling anyone.

Usually in Hermit Mode you restrict yourself from social networking sites and people in general.

There's many reasons why you'd go into hermit mode such as depression, anxiety, boredom of company, stressed or he/she may haw studying to do but end up playing games anyway.

Basically when people/friends learn this phase every so often, they realise that there's no point trying to talk them out of it, and no point trying to see them.
Carl: Have you seen Milly?

Filip: I think she's in hermit mode

.......

Barbara: I think I'm going to he's over to Milly's

Denise: She's in hermit mode

........

Hoe: where you been crazy butch

Mildred: Needed some space, went into hermit mode

Banging up fentanyl 

It's dosed in micrograms so be weary morons looking to cop it and croak later
Banging up fentanyl isn't a smart idea on the streets nobody should have constant campaign ads for this bullshit cause

Flat as Kansas

a woman with small breasts "mosquito bites" could be considered as flat as the state of Kansas
Lynn is as flat as Kansas