Shannon Elizabeth's definitions

Handi-Tard Bar

The bar in the bathroom that old people or constipated people grab onto while doing their deed...

I had to take such a big shit that i had to grab tightly onto the Handi-Tard Bar for support.

by Shannon Elizabeth July 31, 2005

WOW

Acronym for World of Warcraft. World of Warcraft consumes every part of your life until eventually you have no friends because when they come over to visit you don't pay any attention to them and your "real" friends are the ones you talk to on vent while playing WOW, you lose your girlfriend because she no longer exists next to Warcraft, you start smoking in your room because your too involved in the game to go outside, lose all interest in going outside or having sex, you lose your job and eventually have to move home with you parents...

I left my boyfriend because he left me for WOW.

by Shannon Elizabeth August 12, 2005

Snarfblatt

The name scuddle gave the pipe in The Little Mermaid

Scuttle: I haven't seen this in years, this is wonderful.
Ariel: What is it?
Scuttle: A banded, bulbous snarfblatt.
Ariel & Flounder: Ooooooh.
Scuttle: Now the snarfblatt dates back to prehysterical times when humans used to sit around and stare at each other all day. Got very boring. So they invented this snarfblatt to make fine music.

by Shannon Elizabeth August 13, 2005

bologna

Meaning bull shit. If someone is telling you something that sounds completely unbelievable or made up it is balogna.

You: i have a 13 inch cock!
Friend: That's bologna, i've seen your 3 incher!!!

by Shannon Elizabeth August 24, 2005

brucy

To appear gay. Metro sexuals are brucy.

Me: Hey Mike, You look very brucy today in that hot pink shirt.

Mike: Fuck off

by Shannon Elizabeth August 13, 2005

regurgitate

To rush or surge back.


To cause to pour back, especially to cast up (partially digested food).

(True Story)
My brother wanted some of my french fries and i didn't want to share so when he wasn't looking i regurgitated into the ketchup, stirred it up and watched him munch!!!

by Shannon Elizabeth August 14, 2005

after awhile crocodile

Another way to say good-bye.

Usually used after someone says "See you later alligator".

Friend: See you later alligator!
You: After awhile crocodile!

by shannon elizabeth June 10, 2005