Shannon Elizabeth's definitions

WOW

Acronym for World of Warcraft. World of Warcraft consumes every part of your life until eventually you have no friends because when they come over to visit you don't pay any attention to them and your "real" friends are the ones you talk to on vent while playing WOW, you lose your girlfriend because she no longer exists next to Warcraft, you start smoking in your room because your too involved in the game to go outside, lose all interest in going outside or having sex, you lose your job and eventually have to move home with you parents...

I left my boyfriend because he left me for WOW.

by Shannon Elizabeth August 12, 2005

bologna

Meaning bull shit. If someone is telling you something that sounds completely unbelievable or made up it is balogna.

You: i have a 13 inch cock!
Friend: That's bologna, i've seen your 3 incher!!!

by Shannon Elizabeth August 24, 2005

Snarfblatt

The name scuddle gave the pipe in The Little Mermaid

Scuttle: I haven't seen this in years, this is wonderful.
Ariel: What is it?
Scuttle: A banded, bulbous snarfblatt.
Ariel & Flounder: Ooooooh.
Scuttle: Now the snarfblatt dates back to prehysterical times when humans used to sit around and stare at each other all day. Got very boring. So they invented this snarfblatt to make fine music.

by Shannon Elizabeth August 13, 2005

Handi-Tard Bar

The bar in the bathroom that old people or constipated people grab onto while doing their deed...

I had to take such a big shit that i had to grab tightly onto the Handi-Tard Bar for support.

by Shannon Elizabeth July 31, 2005

ba ba ba bushells

(Prounounced ba ba ba boo shells, with a low loud voice)
a. bull shit
b. ball sack

person a.: i had sex with angelina jolie, pam anderson & britney spears all in one night!
person b.: ba ba ba bushells!!!

or

suck on my ba ba ba bushells!!!

by shannon elizabeth September 5, 2005

see you later alligator

Used when saying good-bye.

You: See you later alligator!
Friend: After a while crocodile!

by Shannon Elizabeth August 12, 2005

brucy

To appear gay. Metro sexuals are brucy.

Me: Hey Mike, You look very brucy today in that hot pink shirt.

Mike: Fuck off

by Shannon Elizabeth August 13, 2005