Forrest Gump

1. A simple-minded person. 2. The act of evading the negative consequences of one's actions by no other means than pure luck. 3. Achieving overly-rewarding results from simplistic, unskilled, half-assed actions.

1. I tried to tell him that I didn't want to go out with him, but - he didn't get it, he was a total Forrest Gump. 2. After having Forrest Gump'ed their way through the robbery, Todd and Angie decided to go to Vegas with the money. 3. We can't pay a mechanic because my husband's been out of work for two years - so I guess we're just going to have to Forrest Gump the transmission back into the car.

by Shannon September 09, 2003

myah

A word used by gangsters in the 30's.

myah, see, lissen' here copper, you'll sleep with the fishes tonight, see!

by Shannon May 06, 2005

schmoopy

when in the car, and asking another person if you should turn left, they would in turn reply schmoopy, so as not to get the driver confused if they said "right" as in correct.

" I turn up here on the left don't i Coleman? " "Schmoopy, Shannon"

by shannon May 09, 2004

handcuffed

having your significant other all tight and hugged up on

like if a dude somewhere and he got his female all tight so everybody know she with him

by Shannon November 27, 2003

Scoochie

a cross between a skank and a hoochie.
The ultimate slut.

That bitch is a scoochie.

by SHANNON January 13, 2004

peanut fucker

A person with an oddly shaped head, who is just creepy looking in general and appears to look as if he could only get laid by a peanut in his ass!

Dude, check out that peanut fucker over there, I bet he has a peanut in his ass now!

by Shannon September 09, 2004

woo-woo girl

girl who wears really tragic outfits but thinks she is really stylish; as in, fashion police, woo-woo!

what the heck is woo-woo girl wearing today? shes a perfect candidate for What not to Wear

by shannon October 31, 2004