Definitions by ShaneWood
pitbull on crack
A shot consisting of equal parts tequila, Jägermeister, and peppermint schnapps. When I used to bar tend this was my go-to shot for drunk, rude, snobby, and otherwise obnoxious people who, when asked what they would like to drink, look at you blankly and say "Uh... just make me a shot."
Jonny- "Damn that cat just puked all over the urinal in the men's room!"
Me- "Yeah I gave that drunk fuck a pitbull on crack."
Me- "Yeah I gave that drunk fuck a pitbull on crack."
pitbull on crack by ShaneWood January 13, 2012
take no like Kobe
Verb. To 'take no like Kobe' means you do not take 'no' for an answer. This is, of course, a reference to the 2003 sexual assault allegations against Kobe Bryant. He never really admitted that he did anything wrong and was never convicted of any crime, but we're all pretty certain of the truth.
George- "Fucking Andy keeps hittin' me up for weed when I already told him I don't have any.
Nate- "Yeah that dude take no like Kobe."
Nate- "Yeah that dude take no like Kobe."
take no like Kobe by ShaneWood January 13, 2012
marky-mark
Verb. The act of taking a drink of some foul-tasting, usually very high-proof liquor without making any facial expressions that would indicate that it does in fact taste horrible. This is a reference to the fact the Mark Wahlberg often says extremely stupid shit with a very serious face.
Me- "Damn did you see that guy just marky-mark that shot of 151?!"
Brent- "That's one stern motherfucker."
Brent- "That's one stern motherfucker."
marky-mark by ShaneWood January 13, 2012