Slang for an intravenous shot of meth or any other similar uppers like dexedrine, ephedrine, or benzedrine.
David- "Hey whats goin on Jesus?
Jesus- "I'm about to do a big fat butterball then watch porn for five hours."
Jesus- "I'm about to do a big fat butterball then watch porn for five hours."
by ShaneWood January 13, 2012
Get the butterballmug. This term refers to using another person as a scapegoat or fall guy for your criminal endeavours. If the cops ever come around asking questions, you simply blame the jail cover. Ideally, your jail cover would be a complete and oblivious fucking moron who could easily be taken advantage of. It is good if they look up to you and want to be like you, so usually a person younger than yourself would be used. They are often forced to do grunt work that nobody else wants to do until the time comes for them to actually be arrested and serve their ultimate purpose.
Bubbles- "Don't you feel bad that Corey and Trevor went to jail for something you did?"
Ricky- "No. They're just fucking jail cover. Nothing more."
Ricky- "No. They're just fucking jail cover. Nothing more."
by ShaneWood January 13, 2012
Get the jail covermug. A pederast stache refers to creepy moustaches often worn by pederasts. Now, it is important to make a distinction here: Pederasty refers to actual, physical relations of a sexual nature between a grown man and an adolescent boy. Pedophilia simply refers to love of adolescent children. Getting a mental picture? Good.
While somebody may have a pederast (super fucking creepy) stache, that doesn't necessarily mean they are a pederast, but the chances of them being a pederast may be a little higher.
While somebody may have a pederast (super fucking creepy) stache, that doesn't necessarily mean they are a pederast, but the chances of them being a pederast may be a little higher.
Brent- "Wow did you see the pederast stache on that guy?"
Tom- "How could I miss it? It looked like a dead ferret stuck to his upper lip."
Tom- "How could I miss it? It looked like a dead ferret stuck to his upper lip."
by ShaneWood January 13, 2012
Get the pederast stachemug. by ShaneWood January 13, 2012
Get the space boogiemug. A shot consisting of equal parts tequila, Jägermeister, and peppermint schnapps. When I used to bar tend this was my go-to shot for drunk, rude, snobby, and otherwise obnoxious people who, when asked what they would like to drink, look at you blankly and say "Uh... just make me a shot."
Jonny- "Damn that cat just puked all over the urinal in the men's room!"
Me- "Yeah I gave that drunk fuck a pitbull on crack."
Me- "Yeah I gave that drunk fuck a pitbull on crack."
by ShaneWood January 13, 2012
Get the pitbull on crackmug. Slang for Jesus Christ
John-"Hey you wanna go to church in the morning?"
James- "What are you, fucking nuts? I love Jesse Chips but I'm not going to church."
James- "What are you, fucking nuts? I love Jesse Chips but I'm not going to church."
by ShaneWood January 09, 2012
Get the Jesse Chipsmug. Julian- "You need to quit pickin up hookers while you're drivin the rig. Youre gonna lose your license again."
Ray- "Theyre not hookers, buddy, theyre friends of the road."
Ray- "Theyre not hookers, buddy, theyre friends of the road."
by ShaneWood January 08, 2012
Get the friends of the roadmug.