mangina

A term used to describe the anus of a gay man which has seen a little too much action. Often slightly prolapsed, and sometimes vaguely resembling labia.
"Steve wsaid he was a virgin but he had a proper mangina"
by Shalroth May 13, 2005
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scsi

System Can't See It. interface designed for attaching high speed devices such as Raster Image Processors, Printers, Hard discs and scanners, but invariably involves spending twice as much as you intended and blowing out your logic board.
You must terminate both ends of the SCSI bus. Then yourself.
by Shalroth May 21, 2005
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Newton

The first popular PDA from Apple Computer. Early versions of the newton were slow and had poor handwriting recognition, but later revisions were very useful devices.

Newton was for a while a catch-all term to describe any PDA, in the same way as palmpilot and the british use of Hoover to describe any vacuum cleaner.
"I can't use my Newton with my new mactop so I had to buy a Palm"
by Shalroth May 13, 2005
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crotch burner

A laptop computer that does not dissipate heat terribly well, causing discomfort in the lap or crotch of the user.
The new PowerBooks are extremely fast but unfortunately that makes them terrible crotch burners.
by Shalroth May 15, 2005
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ptfe

Polytetrafluorethylene. Coating applied to my cow-workers in order to avoid new assignments
Gurjit has an outer layer of PTFE
by Shalroth May 21, 2005
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mactop

Any portable Apple Macintosh computer with a clamshell form factor. Includes the (unsuccessful) Macintosh Portable, Macintosh PowerBook and iBook computers.
"My mum's Mactop is broken"

"What kind is it?"

"She has a G3 Powerbook, it's a Lombard"
by Shalroth May 13, 2005
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naughty salt

Clandestine description of cocaine. Often used when you wish to reference cocaine in polite company. Originates from the P. G. Wodehouse novels in which opulent upper-class members of society would attend parties, drink champagne and sniff 'Naughty Salt.'
"Why are you late for work?"

"I had some 'naughty salt' and didn't sleep until 5"
by Shalroth May 13, 2005
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