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Feel free to kill me.
1. An extreme (sarcastic) way of saying you give up or don't want to deal with a current situation.
2. A taint or an invitation to your own death (possibly), (or just an altercation that will leave the assailant wishing that they had been killed and not humiliated)
3. Used to express that you have acquired everything that you could ever want or desire.
Phill: I'm going to really mess you up for no reason.
Bruce: FFTKM (dramatic delay between the f and the t).

(upon reaching your new estate in your preferred method of transportation (license plate bearing the letters fftkm) you are greeted by a room full of beautiful men/women bearing your favorite substance(s))

Lucky Turd: FFTKM.
FFTKM by Sh1tfac3d September 4, 2013
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Fury From The Mother Fucking Sky - A sarcastic abbreviation (derived from the motto of 4th Brigade, 82nd Airborne Division) which is used in reference to the laziness, incompetence, and unadulterated ignorance of 4-82. This modified battlecry serves as a motto in itself to some soldiers of 4th Infantry Division saying, "Well, at least we can't do worse than they did."
I still can't believe one of their company commanders brought an unexploded IED (Improvised Explosive Device) into their headquarters to show it off. FFTMFS!!
FFTMFS by RaiderWest February 19, 2011
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FFTSMP by CodeAssassin82 October 19, 2018
๐Ÿ’•๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ฉโœจ๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคชโค๏ธ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป
Ur a ftkmno when u ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿฅด๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜งโœจ๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•
โœจ๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿช๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ˜›๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿฅฐ
๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ† is ftkmno
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026