Definitions by Sgt. Pepper himself

Connecticut Sleeper

Getting a femboy with tremendously big thighs to sit on your face until you can breathe anymore and fall asleep

Femboy: you liking the connecticut sleeper, hun?
Other person: *snoring*
Femboy: seems like so...

Connecticut Sleeper by Sgt. Pepper himself November 28, 2025

Going to Marin

Getting a car just to drive to a woman's house to have sex with her

Dan: finally got a car, im going to Marin right now

Going to Marin by Sgt. Pepper himself November 19, 2025

DeLarging

verb

To act like a regular yet smartass person during the day but then be a menace to society during the night, just like Alex DeLarge

Earl: yo... why the fuck is there an aligator loose in the bank?
Sean: don't you remember? Man, you have to stop DeLarging, you'll end up in jail sooner or later

DeLarging by Sgt. Pepper himself November 19, 2025

Coochie Mane

Any rapper (be it black or white) that only or mostly raps about getting pussy, to the point it gets annoying

All these latin reaggeton motherfuckers only talk about getting pussy, im gonna start callingthem all Coochie Mane

Coochie Mane by Sgt. Pepper himself November 17, 2025

Biafring it

To start acting mad or insane when masturbating, kinda like Jello Biafra of the Dead Kennedys does when they play live (this guy always went batshit crazy when playing live)

oh yeah ouh oh yea im biafring it so fucking good ouuugh polpotpolpotpolpot

Biafring it by Sgt. Pepper himself November 17, 2025

Cheetah Waterblasting

To piss as fast as one can on someone or something.

Louie: this bastard started to throw stuff at me, right?
Vito: yeah, and?
Louie: I gave him the good ol' cheetah waterblasting treatment, the fucker ran away so fast

Cheetah Waterblasting by Sgt. Pepper himself November 17, 2025

Watermelon Moose Leopard

To engage in sex with a black woman that has a cameltoe (see Moose Lips) while growling from the pleasure of the act

Carl: Yesterday i saw this chick and gave her the best Watermelon Moose Leopard ever
Josh: really?
Carl: no not really lol i wish i did

Watermelon Moose Leopard by Sgt. Pepper himself November 17, 2025