Sgt. Pepper himself's definitions

Sgt. Pussies Lonely Fucks Cock Band

A group of miserable people that never had sex in their life but still brag about girls even though the only woman they ever had contact with was their mom

Also means to have sex with someone while the album "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" by The Beatles plays on full blast in the background.

My class is full of dickhead virgins, it's literally Sgt. Pussies Lonely Fucks Cock Band...

by Sgt. Pepper himself December 9, 2025

Coochie Mane

Any rapper (be it black or white) that only or mostly raps about getting pussy, to the point it gets annoying

All these latin reaggeton motherfuckers only talk about getting pussy, im gonna start callingthem all Coochie Mane

by Sgt. Pepper himself November 17, 2025

Connecticut Sleeper

Getting a femboy with tremendously big thighs to sit on your face until you can breathe anymore and fall asleep

Femboy: you liking the connecticut sleeper, hun?
Other person: *snoring*
Femboy: seems like so...

by Sgt. Pepper himself November 28, 2025

Watermelon Moose Leopard

To engage in sex with a black woman that has a cameltoe (see Moose Lips) while growling from the pleasure of the act

Carl: Yesterday i saw this chick and gave her the best Watermelon Moose Leopard ever
Josh: really?
Carl: no not really lol i wish i did

by Sgt. Pepper himself November 17, 2025

Going to Marin

Getting a car just to drive to a woman's house to have sex with her

Dan: finally got a car, im going to Marin right now

by Sgt. Pepper himself November 19, 2025

DeLarging

verb

To act like a regular yet smartass person during the day but then be a menace to society during the night, just like Alex DeLarge

Earl: yo... why the fuck is there an aligator loose in the bank?
Sean: don't you remember? Man, you have to stop DeLarging, you'll end up in jail sooner or later

by Sgt. Pepper himself November 19, 2025