Sgt. Pepper's definitions

south park

A show that was good once, but went to crap. The animation style was sub-par and the writers relied on shock humor to get a lsugh. Funny for a week then it just gets old.

Hey F***K you...I'm a g*dd**n South Park character. All I can do is F*****g swear because I have a s***ty vocabulary. I'm only funny to third grade f**ks who think that swearing is funny.

by Sgt. Pepper June 17, 2006

John Lennon

I would like to quote jockstrap...someone who posted earlier.

"He's really not that great.
John Lennon, what can be said, he's not that great, given way too much credit."

And I would like to respond with FUCK YOU!!!! LENNON RULES!!!

This post will be deleted in about 2 days because it "sucks"

by Sgt. Pepper March 12, 2005

friends

1. Something I don't have many of.

2.The TV show that just won't go away.

1. Damn, when people think you are a serial killer they don't want to be your friends.

2.Friends was cancelled like 3 years ago and people are still talking about it.

by Sgt. Pepper September 1, 2005

Demetri Martin

Comedian who ripped off mitch hedberg's style. But he's still funny...

"Another term for balloon is bad breath holder" ~Demetri Martin~

by Sgt. Pepper May 10, 2005

The Beatles

The band of bands. 'nuff said. They talk about them in the bible...in the book of ROCK. Chapter 1 verse 1. "And the god of rock said 'let there be kick ass brits to put an end to this elvis nonsense' and then he created the beatles...and it was good"

SGT. PEPPER'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND is the greatest rock CD made by human hands.

by Sgt. Pepper May 10, 2005

teletubbies

You take one part barny the purple dinosaur,add 2 parts H R Puffinstuff, add some LSD and Pot...and you get the Teletubbies

The teletubbies are pure concentrated evil.

by Sgt. Pepper September 1, 2005

The X-Files

not a show....the show...the x-files was awesome. It was the story of Agend Fox Mulder and agent Dana Scully. They investigated UFOs and such. Kicks the crap out of CSI any day...

**as frogs are falling from the sky**

Scully:Frogs are falling fromt the sky.

Mulder:Parachutes must not have opened.

by Sgt. Pepper May 30, 2005