Sgt. Pepper's definitions

Ozzfest

SHIT...100% pure shit.

I went to ozzfest and it is overrated shit.

by Sgt. Pepper May 10, 2005

Charles Manson

okay people, Charlie Manson wasn't satanist....for christ's sake....he was "acting on the will of god"...hell...some say he WAS GOD/JESUS...he worshipped god...he just had some messed up beliefs. He supposively ordered the death of Voycheck Frykowski, Sharon Tate, Jay Sebreing,Abigail Folger, Leno LaBianca, and Rosemary LaBianca...also Shorty Shea and Gary Hinneman...note my spelling may be a bit messed up.

Charlie was said to have ordered murder, even though all of the evidence is circumstantial, and there is no proof that he actually did order it.

by Sgt. Pepper September 1, 2005

Mitch Hedberg

A comedian who happened to be the funniest person ever to walk the earth. Died earlier this year...and the world has been unfunny ever since. He was about to to a special on HBO that would have been fuckin' awesome...but now...it will never happen. Go figure...everyone who ever does something good for the world dies before they hit 30.

"I got a ant farm...them little bastards didn't grow shit." ~Mitch Hedberg~

by Sgt. Pepper May 10, 2005

friends

1. Something I don't have many of.

2.The TV show that just won't go away.

1. Damn, when people think you are a serial killer they don't want to be your friends.

2.Friends was cancelled like 3 years ago and people are still talking about it.

by Sgt. Pepper September 1, 2005

John Lennon

I would like to quote jockstrap...someone who posted earlier.

"He's really not that great.
John Lennon, what can be said, he's not that great, given way too much credit."

And I would like to respond with FUCK YOU!!!! LENNON RULES!!!

This post will be deleted in about 2 days because it "sucks"

by Sgt. Pepper March 12, 2005

south park

A show that was good once, but went to crap. The animation style was sub-par and the writers relied on shock humor to get a lsugh. Funny for a week then it just gets old.

Hey F***K you...I'm a g*dd**n South Park character. All I can do is F*****g swear because I have a s***ty vocabulary. I'm only funny to third grade f**ks who think that swearing is funny.

by Sgt. Pepper June 17, 2006

Yoko Ono

an adjective used to describe someone who destroys something great.

Courtney Love was Nirvana's Yoko Ono.

by Sgt. Pepper May 10, 2005