Mitch Hedberg

A comedian who happened to be the funniest person ever to walk the earth. Died earlier this year...and the world has been unfunny ever since. He was about to to a special on HBO that would have been fuckin' awesome...but now...it will never happen. Go figure...everyone who ever does something good for the world dies before they hit 30.
"I got a ant farm...them little bastards didn't grow shit." ~Mitch Hedberg~
by Sgt. Pepper May 11, 2005
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Helter Skelter

1. A Kick ass Beatles song about an amusement park ride.

2. Charles Manson's messed up belief that the world would end with a race war between blacks and whites where the blacks would kill all of the whites(Except for Manson and his "family" who would be hiding in the bottomless pit by then). Manson states that the problem with the blacks in control is that they wouldn't know what to do because all they've ever known how to do was what "whitey" tole 'em to. So they would seek out Charlie in the bottomless pit and make him king of the world.

3.Pure and total chaos.
1.
When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide
Where I stop and I turn and I go for a ride
Till I get to the bottom and I see you again.
Do you, don't you want me to love you
I'm coming down fast but I'm miles above you
Tell me tell me tell me come on tell me the answer
You may be a lover but you ain't no dancer.

2."Blackie won't know what to do after he's killed whitey, so he'll seek us out. When he finds us he'll be like 'massah, we don't know what to do' and I'll take blackie by the hand and rub his wooley little head and say 'it'll all be okay' and they'll make me their king." ~Charles Manson~

3.After the tickle me elmo hit the shelves it was all Helter Skelter in the shopping centers
by Sgt. Pepper August 07, 2005
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south park

A show that was good once, but went to crap. The animation style was sub-par and the writers relied on shock humor to get a lsugh. Funny for a week then it just gets old.
Hey F***K you...I'm a g*dd**n South Park character. All I can do is F*****g swear because I have a s***ty vocabulary. I'm only funny to third grade f**ks who think that swearing is funny.
by Sgt. Pepper June 06, 2006
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noob

term used by "hardcore gamers" to describe someone who doesn't sit in front of the computer all fucking day learning every nook and cranny of UT.
needalife60:I killed you 999,999 times...you're a fuckin' noob

igetlaid:No...I just go outside every now and then...ya know...to interact with real people.
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Charles Manson

okay people, Charlie Manson wasn't satanist....for christ's sake....he was "acting on the will of god"...hell...some say he WAS GOD/JESUS...he worshipped god...he just had some messed up beliefs. He supposively ordered the death of Voycheck Frykowski, Sharon Tate, Jay Sebreing,Abigail Folger, Leno LaBianca, and Rosemary LaBianca...also Shorty Shea and Gary Hinneman...note my spelling may be a bit messed up.
Charlie was said to have ordered murder, even though all of the evidence is circumstantial, and there is no proof that he actually did order it.
by Sgt. Pepper August 06, 2005
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Ozzfest

I went to ozzfest and it is overrated shit.
by Sgt. Pepper May 11, 2005
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dankelicious

adj: of or possessing superior quality; a combination of dank and delicious
This fine greenery smells dankelicious.
by sgt. pepper November 13, 2004
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