Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones's definitions

eat shit and bark at the moon

An insult spoken to anyone who's done something bad to you or insists on wasting your time after you've asked them not to.

After Ron took my sister on a first date he told me she was a little fat and didn't have much of a personality. I told him to eat shit and bark at the moon and never go near her again.

by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones July 27, 2006

snuggle fuck

smooth deliberate foreplay leading up to long intercourse with a lot of kissing (anywhere on the body) and of course snuggling

She took me to bed and we ended up in a seven hour long snuggle fuck

by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones July 26, 2006

fart surprise

Passing gas and passing a turd out with it; a fart with a lump in it.

I thought I had a little gas and it turned out to be a fart surprise.

by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones July 26, 2006

go skoo'

Urban term (Ebonics?) for getting an education and staying out of trouble.

My kidz is good kidz; They go skoo'!

by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones July 26, 2006

crap dusting

To fart or to pass gas when there's no danger of anything solid coming out with it.

I knew there was something making me feel uneasy, but after a little crap dusting I felt just fine.

by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones August 3, 2006

shit like a racehorse

Taking a dump with a massive amount of poop. This term usually doesn't apply to a quick power poop with only a couple of small turds.

After the big supper I ate last night my first priority was to shit like a racehorse this morning.

by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones July 26, 2006

weedle your deedle

To urinate especially after one has had a lot to drink.

After seven beers in two hours you'd better weedle your deedle before you burst.

by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones July 26, 2006