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follow the map to Stalingrad

Instead of travelling 'round the world like gypsies and pirates, actually figuring out a plan of action, and sticking to it, before undertaking any project of scale.
If you don't want to suffer the consequences of having done something retargerous, why not simply follow the map to Stalingrad?
by Sexydimma March 28, 2021
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pigs don't fly

a phrase meaning "normal" and "civilized" (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do
a boy, after attending physical science class in elementary school, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts admonishing him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks, burn the house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now (starts chasing him with a broom)

boy: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no?
by Sexydimma March 9, 2013
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Porch pirate

A person who, ( self explanatory hint), steals your Amazon deliveries right of your front porch.
The term porch pirate may have been invented by Adam Carolla. Why become a porch pirate when you can just loot a California train?
by Sexydimma January 14, 2022
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The Palestinian caucus

A subsection of the squad in the us house of representatives
Aoc, Ayanna Presley and Cory Bush are NOT part of the Palestinian caucus, since they aren't even Muslim.
by Sexydimma May 22, 2021
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pre squad

the entire history of the us house of representatives before the 2018 us midterms
when you are sick and tired of the new normal when it comes to the new mischigas of the the us house of representatives, think pre squad in order to return to the 'old' normal
by Sexydimma March 11, 2021
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brown fireworks

Does verbal diarrhea count as brown fireworks or is it a case of just endless bloviating?
by Sexydimma November 26, 2020
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Miranda Rights

1) DOES NOT refer to a girl whose name is Miranda and last name is Rights!

2) Has nothing to do with the rights of any girl named Miranda to have a child when and with whom she wants and doesn't impact her rights to an abortion, as some of you guys have pointed out on urbandictionary.com.

3) a set of Constitutional rights that are read to any American citizen upon his arrest for a crime committed on US soil.
Miranda Rights, as in definition 3) only, should not, under any circumstances be given to American citizens like Timothy McVeigh or Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, people who should have "(their) body torn apart by lupara blasts (...)".

(Bonus points if you can tell me where the quote in my example comes from :):)
by Sexydimma November 30, 2014
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