ironing board

a) lethal injection gurney at the death house of the local prison

b) the operating table of the O.R. of the local hospital.
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, for his his crimes at the Boston Marathon of 2013, deserves to be either Mussolini-strung or to die-without his Miranda Rights being read to him- on the ironing board at Fort Leavensworth, Kansas, where they send all people in The United States who are convicted, and sentenced to death for, a capital Federal crime.
by Sexydimma September 13, 2013
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i.m.m.b

although it normally stands for " I miss my baby (boo), it can also serve as an acronym for 'in my morality book', i.e. morally speaking according to me.
a girl comes home from school during a rainstorm, and starts screaming, " yoohoo, parents, get my dinner ready, I want to go a friend's house later tonight.

father, from the living room: young lady, i.m.m.b I won't stand for it, your manners. Kodem koll, since it was a huijovij climate outside, take off your raincoat take a shower so you don't schwitz cuhm a chaizer, then, comme du monde, improve your vocabulary
by Sexydimma May 22, 2014
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misserita

a virgin teen girl between the ages of 12-16
here's the usual progression (in the western world) : first you are misserita (your fathers last name), then when you are under 18 and not virgin, you become miss (again your fathers last name) and then, when you get married after age 18, you become mrs (your husbands last name)
by Sexydimma December 09, 2017
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space lemon

A person who daydreams at work, but the boss, for some reason, doesn't seem to care
Hey you, you space lemon, spring has sprung. Get up and go back to work
by Sexydimma September 13, 2016
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flying agaric

flying agaric- and/or the subsequent mental health consequences of the drug- do not constitute either a mental challenge or an NGRI defence
by Sexydimma March 13, 2021
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get a school uniform

a) a nicer way of telling someone you don't like the way they dress
if you don't like the way someone is dressed, especially if it's a girl, don't be a misogynistic bastard and try to slut-shame her; tell her instead to get a school uniform.
by Sexydimma February 24, 2015
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where are you going?

a nicer/newer way of asking someone "what is this nonsense/junk you are telling me here"?
person a) is NaCl the chemical formula of hydrogen sulfide?

person b): Lol. Where are you going? didn't you study your chemistry?. you are supposed to know that NaCl is the chemical formula for bloody table salt and hydrogen sulfide, by chemical formula is H2SO4 and is one of the main components of acid rain?
by Sexydimma May 17, 2012
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