a) a woman who is the exact opposite of a goddess from Athens who is also so-so in terms of her bedroom skills.
if your mother was a mediocrity from the suburbs and your father a lumberjack, even plastic surgery won't help you look like Leonardo diCaprio or Brad Pitt.
by Sexydimma September 20, 2014
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getting smaller and smaller

Said of a person who is becoming less and less intellectually coherent ( not because of mental health but due to the oral garbage they spew) and therefore losing their intellectual relevance and appeal to the masses.
Gavin Newsom is getting smaller and smaller according to Greg Gutfeld
by Sexydimma March 11, 2021
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landed gentry

wealthy aristocrats (and/or nobles and/or merchants) living on manorial estates in the countryside and owning slaves or serfs.
Landed gentry, exempt from mandatory military under Catherine The Great of Russia, retired to their estates to live like hedonists; this is part of the reason why Russian society actually degenerated to the point of revolution by 1917.
by Sexydimma February 18, 2014
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pimor

an amalgamation of the Hebrew words פִּיל (elephant in English) and חמור (donkey in English), pronounced peemoh'r, (פימור in Hebrew) :

a ) (adjective) something as gruesome as a genetic cross between an elephant (פִּיל in Hebrew) and a donkey (חמור in Hebrew), maybe even Frankenstein

b) (noun) offensively denotes a person who behaves like a genetic cross between an elephant and a donkey, and has, seemingly, no manners none whatsoever.
Pimor, definition b), what exactly are you doing? Plastic surgery will only make you look Frankenstein , or pimor definition a)
by Sexydimma May 22, 2016
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Miranda Rights

1) DOES NOT refer to a girl whose name is Miranda and last name is Rights!

2) Has nothing to do with the rights of any girl named Miranda to have a child when and with whom she wants and doesn't impact her rights to an abortion, as some of you guys have pointed out on urbandictionary.com.

3) a set of Constitutional rights that are read to any American citizen upon his arrest for a crime committed on US soil.
Miranda Rights, as in definition 3) only, should not, under any circumstances be given to American citizens like Timothy McVeigh or Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, people who should have "(their) body torn apart by lupara blasts (...)".

(Bonus points if you can tell me where the quote in my example comes from :):)
by Sexydimma November 30, 2014
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The new normal

What the US liberal left wants you to believe in , even after the covid 19 pandemic
The new normal is a complete rejection of my moral values
by Sexydimma March 14, 2021
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international beat-off day

a very offensive and derogatory term for Labor Day (in North America and Thanksgiving Day (in Canada only).
international beat-off day is an offensive term because on these days otherwise productive male members of the North American workforce simply sit at home doing diddly-squat and beat off to porn. Too bad Thanksgiving is not celebrated in Canada during the month of Brovember.
by Sexydimma September 17, 2014
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