I wasn't born yesterday

A phrase meaning (often used sarcastically), i appreciate it, but please stop giving me advice, I know what I am doing.
Mother: Adrian go take a shower, then do your homework, not the other way a round.

Adrian: mom, I wasn't born yesterday, I will take a shower when I feel its appropriate, besides, i have this paper to finish writing for tomorrow.
by Sexydimma January 17, 2013
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Christian Grey

( based on the novel trilogy by E.L. James):

(very offensive): a very sexually deviant individual such as doctor Hannibal Lecter, or Lavrentiy Pavlovitch Beria.
any Christian Grey you happen to know should be given a psyche eval right away.
by Sexydimma September 19, 2015
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burning gas

stop burning gas and save for a rainy day
by Sexydimma February 15, 2015
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Pantry fishing

Similar to dumpster diving but you do it at your own place or a friend's crash pad
Dumpster diving is embarrassingly hobo-like. Choose pantry fishing instead. Even if it's at a community center kitchen.
by Sexydimma April 07, 2022
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ça laisse à désirer

a French- de France- phrase meaning 'oh, come on, you can do much better than this (in terms of the quality of the work you have done)
father : young man, my son, your report card, I'm afraid, ça laisse à désirer. So, in order to motivate you to save your sinking Titanic, I'm taking away your allowance. Now, go and and put some effort into your homework, comme du monde.
by Sexydimma June 14, 2013
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loose cannon

a) (offensive) an irrational/non pragmatic/behaviorally unpredictable person who is neither under the influence of any drugs/alcohol nor has ADD/ADHD
b ) (sarcastic) a person who does rational and somewhat pragmatic things first without, however, having thought them through properly and then asks intelligent questions regarding his previous pragmatic actions
c) an offensive term for children with, or perceived to have, ADD/ADHD, regardless of whether or not this is truly the case
boy a) my girlfriend is such a loose cannon, and makes the most irrational, non-pragmatic decisions, is there anything I can do?

boy b) are you lol, your girlfriend's social worker or psychiatrist? It may be that she is just a loose cannon according to you, IYHO only and normal to everyone else. and lol, is it possible that you are a loose cannon according to her?

boy a) Dunno and idc if i am a loose cannon according to her. IMHO she needs a few doses of methylphenidate
by Sexydimma May 04, 2013
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Russian disinformation

Scientifically proven solid facts that you can't prove or disprove so you label then as Russian disinformation.
Supposing you believe that the earth is flat, to you the simple scientific fact that the world is actually round that would be Russian disinformation. And if you disagree w the earth being round, you'll paint all people who believe that the world is round as Russian propagandists.
by Sexydimma March 18, 2022
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