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snare the groundhog before your foundation is destroyed

to legally take care of a problem before it's too late or before the problem gets worse
if you have a house and a groundhog living under your front porch, you better snare the groundhog before your foundation is destroyed. In this scenario, this phrase IMHO is therefore more than just friendly advice.
by Sexydimma December 27, 2014
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computer illiterate

a term of endearment/sarcasm/ insult, depending on the situation, for one's old man 9father) or old lady (mother)
boy: yoohoo, dad, my favorite computer illiterate, please give me cash for my weekly candy portion, well if you don't want to give me my allowance.

father: stop calling me a computer illiterate, young man, cuz I am a computer engineer by profession, please improve your vocabulary and then come back and talk to me comme du monde
by Sexydimma November 7, 2012
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trains-creep

This concept was imported to us from Holland and is used to define

1) A silver-fox age (usualy 45-60) male with RSCS on a train or bus who systematically and purposefully tries to sit in the vicinity of an often young (age somewhere between 18-25) woman and then to enter into a conversation with her

2) a silver fox age male pedophile who, instead of prowling the Internet, Facebook and other social networking sites to find his young female (often teenage) victims, he uses intercity trains and public city buses to do so.
an online forum post

person A: When I am on the train or the bus I always try to sit down as close to a pretty girl as possible in order to talk to her

person B: Oh no shit! you are a trains-creep, right?

person A: Lol. Not exactly; I just have nothing do do on a city bus or intercity train, considering these two modes of transport the worst palces to read. So yeah, I'll have a fun conversation with a youing lady now and then.
by Sexydimma April 18, 2012
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social retard

(semi-offensive term):

a) (offensive ): A person in North America, born after 1970 (or so), who is past 18 years of age and who is still virgin for non religious, non-family and non ethnic related reasons

b) a person in North America born after 1950, who was never mentally ill, yet who never had any close friends either when they were a bratager and idiotager, and turned out fine when they became young adults.
Among modern North American teenagers obsessed with such sociological concepts as swag and yolo, it is not royal flush to be a social retard under definition a), or if you already fit definition a), you would be considered a social a social retard under definition b).
by Sexydimma December 14, 2014
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sword over pen

When military aggression is chosen over any form of rational negotiation when dealing with an enemy
While to some history majors the Crusades were an incomprehensible exercise in futility, to others it is a sword over pen solution to our religious differences
by Sexydimma June 3, 2016
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methylphenidate

the non vox populi name for Ritalin
teacher: does anyone know what the common name for methylphenidate is?

student: i think it's Ritalin, i mean the non vox populi name of the drug you mentioned.

teacher: correct.
by Sexydimma August 29, 2013
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definition of insanity

( a phrase invented by Sean Hannity and Laura Ingraham of Fox News): making the same retargerous mistake- and getting the same negative result every time- refusing to learn how and why you failed, as well as hoping for a different positive result.
If you continue making excuses for why Hilary Clinton should have won, but didn't, you should learn what the definition of insanity means.
by Sexydimma May 27, 2017
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