Skip to main content

Sexydimma 's definitions

to buffoon and cartoon yourself

(in Russian изображать: конкретно испоганить и испохабить образ и подобие по которому вас создал бог)

for a rational and pragmatic person, neither a comedy actor nor a clown by profession, to make a buffone of one's self in public.
even if you may be a Jim Carey or Harry Houdini by profession, the phrase to buffoon and cartoon yourself isn't supposed to be part of your vocabulary, at least when you are in civilized society
by Sexydimma January 4, 2015
mugGet the to buffoon and cartoon yourselfmug.

taxpayer inc

A type of society in which civil servants and bureaucrats, without having deserved it, make more money than workers at minimum wage
I live in the taxpayer inc of Canada, called the province of Quebec.
by Sexydimma April 3, 2017
mugGet the taxpayer incmug.

craigshook

not to be confused with craigs-hook, this is an offensive term used to describe someone's lover or mistress that, as the name implies, they picked up as a result of a previous craigs-hook, which evolved into an on-the-side (lover or mistress) relationship.
a hard working husband comes home from work, only to find his wife in bed with their friend's teenage son. he then asks his wife:

husband: um,Barbara sweetie, what exactly do you think you are doing? Is Kyle your new craigshook?

wife: no, Adrian. well, yes he is a craigs-hook, since I picked him up on Craigslist and he asked me to decougar him.

husband (adressing the teenager): so you are a mommy-grabber, you bastard? If so, you don't deserve a a craigs-hook with my wife, but a bloody left hook. And you don't deserve to be my wife's craigshook either, since I will now kick you out of my house for ever.
by Sexydimma February 22, 2012
mugGet the craigshookmug.

z-chara board hit

(N.B: this definition, with no offense meant to Zdeno Chara of The Boston Bruins or anyone else on The Boston Bruins organization, is named after Zdeno Chara's now infamous (among Montreal Canadiens fans at least) hit on Max Pacioretty during the 2010-2011 NHL season).

in the NHL, a type of (intentional?) boarding -at an angle of course-the point of which is to (intentionally?) injure the player of the opposing team.
NHL fan forum post: Shame on you, dear Mr Gary Bettman for not having suspended Zdeno Chara for more games after his infamous z-chara board hit on Max Pacioretty.

reply to post: asking yourself the question of whether or not Zdeno Chara intentionally injured Max Pacioretty is objectively meaningless. Whether intentional or not, a z-chara board hit, IMHO, is supposed to be banned in the NHL; an NHL game is not some kind of modern Roman gladiator spectacle where injuring, maiming, and even sometimes killing, one's opponents was not only tolerated, but encouraged. We have taken the Latin concept of panem et circenses far enough a.i.
by Sexydimma January 26, 2014
mugGet the z-chara board hitmug.

Asinine legislation act

A currently non existant, but very much needed, us piece of federal legislation that would theoretically prevent any US state or state legislature from passing any "asinine" (morally stupid and useless) legislation.
Gavin Newsom banning gas cars in California or Illinois no longer removing even "simple vagrants" on my property? Can someone please pass the asinine legislation act?!

Every state law in the United States, well SCOTUS should decide if some of these laws should fall under the asinine legislation act ( to be abbreviated the ALA)
by Sexydimma November 6, 2022
mugGet the Asinine legislation actmug.

sexy fuck-me red

a new shade of red, preferred as a dress color by sexy drop-dead gorgeous female news anchorwomen who not only do their job, but are also surreptitiously flirt with their notorious interviwees.
drop-dead gorgeous anchorwomen may also use sexy fuck-me red as a preferred dress color to manipulate their interviewees
by Sexydimma May 16, 2015
mugGet the sexy fuck-me redmug.

google disproved

When 2 people are arguing, (considering that since science-even social science- was, is, and will forever be, self correcting) but supposing that neither of the arguing parties wants to lose their argument ( I mean wtf, what rational person wants to lose an argument:)), one of 3 things will happen:

1) when I have google proved you, I.e. I proved that your argument is correct, I have automatically google disproved myself

2) when I have google disproved you, I did something else-for what reason is irrelevant- I have google proved myself, proven my argument to be correct.

3) you cannot philosophically prove, with a philosophical P, who wins or loses said argument, since an argument will only stand the test of time until a counter argument-one that also stands the test of time- is introduced as a new, self corrected, argument.
by Sexydimma May 17, 2016
mugGet the google disprovedmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email