wash your mouth with lemon juice

(to) stop swearing

mother : Daniel, wash your mouth with lemon juice now. Your teacher just called me to say you have a vocabulary problem,

son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.

by Sexydimma February 04, 2013

Not my monkey, not my circus

Not my problem and I don't f*ing care anyways.

Use the phrase not my monkey, not my circus when someone asks you for example, your opinion about Nostradamus or other meaningless, to you, nonsense. The phrase was first used by this guy Gavi who once worked with me.

by Sexydimma December 28, 2022

a Calgary Flame

a synonym for a long distance relationship

do not get involved in a Calgary Flame unless you can handle the emotional side effects of a long distance relationships.

by Sexydimma August 13, 2015

man-fan

a less offensive term for a non-heterosexual male, or at least a male perceived to be non-heterosexual

it is still tbd if man-fan should also be an insult for straight, but not heteronormative males.

by Sexydimma April 10, 2015

eat your brocoli

eat your brocoli

used instead of the phrase "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told".

a boy, eating brocoli for breakfast, ask his dad:

boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?

dad: because it's fun, James. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket, please eat your brocoli. just pick your things so I can take you to your class.

by Sexydimma February 28, 2012

Snerd

(Strange new earned respect disorder):

1) verb: when people start 'respecting' you because you are politically or socially useful to their own self adulating power spiel, and then they play you like a fiddle when you no longer serve their purpose

2) noun: 'respect' gained in such a way or a person who snerds you

The term snerd, both the verb and the noun, was invented by greg gutfeld on gutted!

by Sexydimma May 22, 2021

Caned in public

In certain non western countries, to be physically beaten/flogged in public with heavy wooden canes

In Indonesia for example, they don't know what Sodom and Gomorrah is, but people are caned in public for homosexuality, even perceived homosexuality.

by Sexydimma July 24, 2021