Technological forest

When you try using a new piece of online technology like zoom, don't have a clue what you're doing, and simply get overwhelmed and therefore lost the technological wonderland

I got lost in the technological forest today.

by Sexydimma April 06, 2021

telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same lame ones over and over again

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma August 25, 2013

taxpayer inc.

a type of society in which bureaucrats make more than the working class at minimum wage

i currently live in a taxpayer inc.

by Sexydimma January 30, 2015

natedication

a combination of the words natural and medication

When I have a headache, I turn to my favorite natedication, onions and vodka, instead of taking the classical panacea Tylenol or Advil; same spiel when I have a cold.

by Sexydimma January 17, 2017

go directly, monopoly style

exactly what it means. go directly and efficiently about your business, without attracting attention.

go directly, monopoly style, about your business without bullshitting anyone; do not pass go, and do not collect 200 $

by Sexydimma December 02, 2019

husbands and boyfriends

Exactly what it means

Husbands and boyfriends is the counter-concept to wags. Duh it's supposed to be abbreviated habs.

by Sexydimma June 29, 2024

Paragon of virtue

What Chris Cuomo certainly is not.

I don't know who you'd consider a paragon of virtue, but it's certainly not supposed to be Chris Cuomo.

by Sexydimma December 26, 2021