field monkey

Even if you don't like Napoleon Bonapartes height, please don't call him a field monkey
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to idolize Marilyn Monroe

(verb): for a woman to be so sexy as to have multiple men on their knees in front of her at the same time, asking to be her boyfriend and/or lover and/or fuckfriend; when such females walk around in public, all men in the vicinity are immediate masculated (regain their virility by having a boner.
man a): Robert, did you see this girl walk by? I just got her to masculate me . I think she was beginning to idolize Marilyn Monroe. How many men do you think were at her feet this morning?

man b): haha Amos. what you didn't notice, may I remind you, is that the Venusian you were referring to also had her Martian at her side. Her man would probably have knocked you out if heard you talk about his bird that way. Besides, women are not, or rather are not supposed to be, immb, some type of fetishized sex object. The commandment: "don't covet (or fetishize publicly) what ain't yours", I might add, is therefore around for a reason.

man a): lol, Everything is cool dude, but I don't think I need a morality lesson. What my boner probably means is that I don't like my wife any more as much and will soon need a marriage councilor.

man b) : roflmao.
by Sexydimma May 12, 2012
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Personality cult

What Anthony Fauci can't have
A personality cult is reserved for people like Stalin and Napoleon Bonaparte
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Trump-a-paloozza

A term invented by Megyn Kelly of Fox News to denote all the media hype and buzz surrounding Donald Trump at the 2016 presidential.
Trump-a-paloozza is good not only for ratings but also for non - establishment politicians.
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storage-wars

a) a meaningless verbal conflict between two individuals over a locker/storage space belonging to neither of them.

b) when you are dumped out and you are in a race to find a storage facility for your belongings

c) (parodying a reality TV show of the same name): a verbally aggressive auction bid for the contents of a storage locker belonging to a person who can longer rent the locker.
If you are in a storage-wars definition a) you are doing something stupid; first figure out who the space belongs to. if definition b) applies to you, what is to Louis XIV if you are dumped out; finding storage for your belongings is now your problem.
by Sexydimma March 06, 2015
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Unemployed

People who don't understand, usually, that their wealth comes from my taxes
Some blm protesters were unemployed people who only wanted to loot and riot
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Fauci groupie

Nicolle Wallace of CNN or NBC
I can't remember where this self-proclaimed Fauci groupie works, CNN or NBC.
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