Sexydimma 's definitions

storage-wars

a) a meaningless verbal conflict between two individuals over a locker/storage space belonging to neither of them.

b) when you are dumped out and you are in a race to find a cheap self storage facility for your belongings

c) (parodying a reality TV show of the same name): a verbally aggressive auction bid for the contents of a storage locker belonging to a person who can longer rent the locker.

If you are in a storage-wars definition a) you are doing something stupid; first figure out who the storage space belongs to. if definition b) applies to you, what is to Louis XIV if you are dumped out; finding storage a storage space for your belongings is now your problem.

by Sexydimma December 9, 2014

a goulag confed

a judge/prosecutor who would more likely send a violent criminal to a goulag work camp rather than to either life in prison or death row

a goulag confed is what we financially require right now; violent criminals should also work and pay taxes rather than just do life in prison or be put on the chair

by Sexydimma February 9, 2020

money cake

jackpot/mother load

i just won the money cake at the local lottery, yay

by Sexydimma February 14, 2015

coat-tails

A parasitic person who claims other's social, political or military success as their own

Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton played coat-tails to each other.

by Sexydimma April 24, 2021

holes all over the place

inaccurate information full of horse dust

the moral raison d 'étre of the no spin zone is supposed to be about getting rid of the holes all over the place

by Sexydimma November 4, 2019

time skunk

a person who pushes their e.t.a further and further back until they end up not coming to that social event at all

a time skunk probably doesn't value or respect your time

by Sexydimma February 3, 2020

achtung a goyim

(literal translation from German: beware of non-monotheists): a phrase meaning, often said in a admonishing tone, "beware of immorality or amorality".

mother: Emily, mark my words, this is your first year in high school; apart from all the cool stuff you will learn, there are also, other, darker, more dangerous things that will surround you (...)

Emily (interrupting her mother) : Is achtung a goyim the phrase you wanted to use? yes, i know, dad told me yesterday, when I packed my things.

mother: Emily, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, but yes essentially you are correct.

by Sexydimma January 4, 2014