mother: Peter, my favorite troglodithe, it's time to pick up your toys and go to bed, sweet heart.
Peter: Wait, lol, since you called me a troglodithe, my nickname is now Squirtle, as in one of the three starting Pokemon?
mother: if you want, but, lol, my troglodithe Squirtle, please pick up yopur toys and go to bed.
Peter (now calling himself Squirtle, as a nickname): okay.
Peter: Wait, lol, since you called me a troglodithe, my nickname is now Squirtle, as in one of the three starting Pokemon?
mother: if you want, but, lol, my troglodithe Squirtle, please pick up yopur toys and go to bed.
Peter (now calling himself Squirtle, as a nickname): okay.
by Sexydimma August 19, 2012
boy a) flowers, in the fruits and vegetables freezer of a community center (wtf lines appear on his face), make no sense to me.Besides, are flowers human-edible?
boy b: i don't know, some uptard brought them in here. people don't eat flowers, especially poor people looking for food during the winter at their community center.
boy b: i don't know, some uptard brought them in here. people don't eat flowers, especially poor people looking for food during the winter at their community center.
by Sexydimma December 11, 2013
If you don't like your shrink tell them to drive yourself away; do not under any circumstances try to petrol bomb their home or Freud's couch. Otherwise you'll be charged with arson.
by Sexydimma June 13, 2021
man a) my niece, who lives with me since she ran away from home a few years ago due to my alcoholic of a brother, was accepted to Harvard to study biochemistry. I can't afford the tuition. what can i do?
man b) i know i sound a bit esoteric, but would you remember the movie Stealing Harvard?
man a) um, yeah, sort of. Why du ask?
man b) I plan on helping your niece by reenacting the scenario from the movie Stealing Harvard.
man a) Are you serious?
man b) yes. i think it's an idea with merit.
man a) okay, you are entitled to your opinion, but the Unforgiveables don't think so.
man b) i know i sound a bit esoteric, but would you remember the movie Stealing Harvard?
man a) um, yeah, sort of. Why du ask?
man b) I plan on helping your niece by reenacting the scenario from the movie Stealing Harvard.
man a) Are you serious?
man b) yes. i think it's an idea with merit.
man a) okay, you are entitled to your opinion, but the Unforgiveables don't think so.
by Sexydimma February 24, 2013
When, after watching fox news for a while, you stop watching it, even if you are republican and may support fox news overall.
by Sexydimma June 25, 2023
Why doesn't life need oxygen but involves risk? It's simple; a homeless person on drugs doesn't care about oxygen- I.e.theyll do what they want when they want, with or without my approval.
by Sexydimma December 29, 2021
A political struggle between multiple individuals in a family or organization, especially a struggle for the position of boss or underboss in a mafia family.
If you're somewhat of an outsider, and your family is in the middle of a tornado jockey, please stay out of it if you don't want a bigger scandal
by Sexydimma April 01, 2017