Sexydimma 's definitions

subjectively meaningless

something that is objectively meaningless according to the person telling you this phrase but meaningful (and relevant) to everyone else you know (the 'everyone you know' includes most people in your generation/age range/social category)

boy 1) my mother says that smoking Mary Jane is meaningless

boy 2) just ignore your old lady. her opinion is subjectively meaningless but meaningful to idiotager or idiotagers in our class.

by Sexydimma January 11, 2013

cupid's daughter

a girl who loses her virginity on cupid's birthday, i.e. St valentine's Day

St Valentine's Day is supposed a day for men to feel manly: supposing both of you are single, find a virgin girl at a bar and turn her into their own personal cupid's daughter

by Sexydimma February 1, 2015

hit and run journalism

Reporting on a fake story the lying about it.

What is hit and run journalism anyways?

by Sexydimma September 22, 2022

interviewee

(as opposed to the interviewer): the person being interviewed

i would rather be the interviewee rather than interviewing someone else

by Sexydimma September 27, 2015

Soc-med shaming

When you tape another person's embarrassing/private/hilarious moments and then put the tape on soc-med to embarrass the person even more

My neighbor's dog escaped into my backyard. So when said neighbor showed up in my yard drunk, only in his underwear and galoshes, trying to get his dog to go back home...I taped the incident and turned it into soc-med shaming. It was hilarious.

by Sexydimma May 8, 2022

Tommy-pick a bastard

( the Tommy must always be with a capital T, in commemoration of the Thompson submachine gun): to kill a police officer or g-man using , as the name suggests, a Tommy gun.

If you are going to Tommy-pick a bastard, you might as well become a brave patriot and die a death worthy of John Dillinger or Baby Face Nelson

by Sexydimma June 1, 2016

hen-scratching

this term can be defined to mean either

a) someone's singing that sounds so horrendously bad it's as if a hen or rooster is literally scratching a blackboard.

b) a synonym, used mainly in Alberta in Western Canada, for turkey-chicken scrawl or terrible penmanship

two people who are in conversation, suddenly hear an unfamiliar voice coming from their school's basement.

person a): hang on, what's this hen-scratching?
person b) i think it's my friend Paul trying to sing, but he's singing out of tune with our high school band..

person a) roflmao

by Sexydimma February 29, 2012