when a fertile woman lies about being on birth control and wants bareback from her partner for the sole purpose of not only becoming pregnant but to blackmail the father for child support until the conceived child comes of age
when your one night girlfriend pulled the welfare joy ride argument on you and you fell for it, well, you may be more gullible than you think.
by Sexydimma October 21, 2016
(Usually I): won't allow it (whatever that it may be, and however one defines whatever it is they won't allow).
boy a) I'll borrow money from your parents, Andrew, to play poker with some buddies.
Andrew : I am sick and tired of supporting your stupid poker habit. I have decided on my parents' behalf that i won't stand for it that you borrow money from them. go get a better paying job.
Andrew : I am sick and tired of supporting your stupid poker habit. I have decided on my parents' behalf that i won't stand for it that you borrow money from them. go get a better paying job.
by Sexydimma May 19, 2012
to swick is even worse IMHO than to relight someone's unfinished cancer stick and start smoking that. you can only swick, if the joint was originally yours.
by Sexydimma December 09, 2014
The antithesis to a Paragon of virtue
Well if among the democrats running for president in 2020 Tulsi Gabbard was my Paragon of virtue, my Paragon of emptiness for the same cohort would be pocahontas Warren
by Sexydimma December 26, 2021
boy a) Arthur why are wasting your time doing a bachelors Degree at Concordia University?
Arthur: because I don't have the bloody grades to do, lol, anything else and don't know what else to do with my life. At least, unlike you, Max, I am not in trade school and therefore receiving some form of education.
Max: that's what our government actually wants losers like you to think, that they are getting an education. Now listen up, kid: "Stop blabbering about life and the purpose of education and go to trade school, like me; you'll make something out of yourself.
Arthur: because I don't have the bloody grades to do, lol, anything else and don't know what else to do with my life. At least, unlike you, Max, I am not in trade school and therefore receiving some form of education.
Max: that's what our government actually wants losers like you to think, that they are getting an education. Now listen up, kid: "Stop blabbering about life and the purpose of education and go to trade school, like me; you'll make something out of yourself.
by Sexydimma July 27, 2012
(urine and excrement humor) : sexually dark, perverted, macabre, sadistic and altogether inappropriate humor (also potentially includes misogynistic jokes), the type found in the 50 shades of Grey trilogy.
some of the definitions here on urbandictionary.com are, IMHO, since they were written by idiotagers obsessed with sex, drugs and rock-n-roll, are a perfect epitome of urncrement humor.
by Sexydimma June 18, 2013
either you eat bacon, or you are wrong
a phrase meaning "there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."
a phrase meaning "there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.
Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If I would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and generation.
Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If I would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and generation.
by Sexydimma August 28, 2014