Sexydimma 's definitions

booker

an offensive term for a US county sheriff.

This definition stems from the fact that a US county sheriff can, if you do do something stupid in his presence, such as resisting your arrest, book you a ticket to the slammer or big house.

boy a): yay. just heard flying agaric is a pleasant experience. Let's try it.

boy b) why in the devil's horn are you so proud of yourself? I bet it would be a laughing matter, if a booker pulled you over and booked you in the slammer for the night, wouldn't it?

by Sexydimma June 1, 2012

Loot and riot

What unemployed or underemployed unimpressive people ( who think that reparations are part of the gig economy) actually do when they have too much free time on their hands.

Reparations will come out of my taxes so I want to punish people who loot and riot.

by Sexydimma December 27, 2021

to be struck by lightning

to have an enlightenment or an epiphany

president Barack obama needs to be struck by lightning and stop dithering when it comes to US Foreign Policy.

by Sexydimma March 8, 2015

a milfberry

a milf or cougar whose vagina actually smells like your favorite berry..

dude 1) where can i get a milfberry, cinnamon flavor please?

dude 2) lolz, please reconsider that; a cinnamon milfberry may not exist, since lolz cinnamon is not a berry.

dude 1) okay, then help me find a strawberry one.

dude 2) easy enough go; to the local friend finder, it'll point you in the right direction.

by Sexydimma August 26, 2013

Hobo-like

Adj: of or like or relating to hobos. Noun: a decently intelligent person behaving like a hobo, who doesn't care about what others think of them.

Go pantry fishing no dumpster diving. Don't be hobo-like or a hobo-like altogether if you care about decency.

by Sexydimma April 9, 2022

half-baked egg

A hair-brained retargerous idea, formulated by a half sane individual

Lol, you lunatic, what half-baked egg did you come up with today?

by Sexydimma April 24, 2021

selfiglyphy

(A combination of the words selfie, ugly and photography)

a) when one's incompetence in photography is such that all they can do is take (objectively) ugly selfies

b) (medical condition): when a person feels like puking when looking at each and any selfie of themselves, even when the selfie is considered objectively normal by many other people

As a medical condition, selfiglyphy cannot be treated, at least atm ,

by Sexydimma May 25, 2014