lol, not exactly

in an argument, when the reality is the exact opposite of what is being assumed by the person you are having an argument/ debating with.
boy a) so you did it with your girlfriend and now what she's pregnant?

boy b): haha. lol, not exactly.and since since when does every flash-bang adventure have to lead to a troglodithe?

boy a) lol, roflmao. Sirius, you are so funny sometimes.
by Sexydimma August 12, 2012
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pigs and cows don't fly

a phrase used to mean "normal and civilized (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.
a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learnt the basics of what electricity is, comes home and tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts screaming at him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs and cows don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?
by Sexydimma February 28, 2012
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Personality cult

Something forbidden 🚫 for Anthony Fauci to have, unless the pope decides otherwise.
Wtf?! Fauci has a personality cult? I thought these were reserved for people like Stalin or Napoleon Bonaparte
by Sexydimma January 08, 2022
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Ghetto combo

The epitome of a redline ghetto in the us or Canada: a combination of hdmi and c.u.p.i.d
All social workers who want to fix the ghetto need to know what a ghetto combo is
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the pickings are slim

a) there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly reject common sense and scientific reality.

b) I didn't get my way this time, but I'll get my revenge next time.
As per definition b) when the pickings are slim, do not take your revenge in a violent manner, but calmly try again.
by Sexydimma September 23, 2014
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i.m.m.b

(although it normally stands for " I miss my baby or boo,):

also an acronym for 'in my morality book', i.e. morally speaking, according to me.
a girl comes home from school during a rainstorm, and starts screaming,

"yoohoo, parents, get my dinner ready, I want to go a friend's house later.

father, from the living room: young lady, i.m.m.b I won't stand for it, your manners. Kodem koll, take off your raincoat, take a shower so you don't schwitz cuhm a chaizer, then, comme du monde, improve your vocabulary
by Sexydimma August 17, 2014
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24 Hour McDonald's

a neighborhood gathering place, not necessarily a fast food restaurant, that as the name suggests, is open 24/7, and where seedy activities, and adventures related to said activities, may, or are perceived to, take place.
the nearest 24 Hour McDonald's to where I live is actually, pardon the pun, a real McDonald's restaurant as well, located the corner of Mackay and St Catherine avenues in downtown Montreal, Canada
by Sexydimma December 19, 2016
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